I wish you could kill children in Skyrim

That’d be an absolute blast

Read that as Syria for a moment....tf wrong with me

lol

I mean yeah that too

That’d be fun

i agree with killing children, wth bethesda

same with fo4

Why can’t I kill anybody in Skyrim

They should allow you to fricking mess up the world too

STOP You violated the Law!

Telvanni -> Killing is acceptable if you can get away with it

Killing means you just had a better argument

[theatrical grunting]

There’s no way fus ro dah wouldn’t mess up the geography somehow if you blasted a mountain

Like knock over those graybeard fucks

I mean, you are not wrong.

Killing is justified if you have a good enough argument

I wanna drop the whole fuckin mountain

You just usually don't

Telvanni = Ancaps 😄

Killing isn't cuz you HAVE an argument

Killing IS the argument

i only approve of slavery of criminals

Hey, you win by default then

yes 😛

hence Telvanni has little issues

You have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense

ok

like "If you steal from another Telvanni, but still live, then clearly you deserve whatever you stole. Murdering your opponents by magic or treachery is the traditional way of settling disputes. If you win, then clearly your argument has more merit. You may be expelled as in any other Great House, but most Telvanni will not care or even know about it."

XD its fucking great

they also are mostly fine with necromancy

Is it necrophilia if you bring them back to life and have sex with them

sounds like might makes right, which is quite different

Since they are technically still dead

And then theres Divayth Fyr

Who cloned himself 4x, into female form

and then married all 4

O dang

Is that incest

nah, just masturbation

True

its technically masturbartion i guess? 😛

he lived for over 4000 years

so its okay? 😛

Oh dang

I wanna live that long

It’d be bad though if he happened to get aids really early into

An inside joke, eh

Npt sure I buy it

yeah and you have to take meds for 4000 years

You can’t buy what isn’t there

True

What if I just chop off my penis

OH shit i remember that guy

i think one of the main quests makes u go to him LOL

hahah that part of the game is LOLS

also the thing with house telvanni is that they are sort of a magically oriented house

so while yes their rules seem like might means right

yeah

really its

magical might makes right

u still get banne dif u axe another member down

I'd let Vivec touch me, what about you boys?

i would not

Vivec is a foul murderer

how about Cassius Cosades?

who wrote Dancing of the 3 Legged Guar? 😉

no wait

Crassius Curio

thats his name

Lusty Argonian Maid though

yes

him

would you let him see you naked?

his little Dumpling? 😛

XD fucking cassius and his fucking crack pipe LOL that part of the quest is lolsy as fuck

the guy is a freaking perv

i really like the sort of assasins guild par tof the game too

like how teh real assasins guild is banned

and morag tong are a way for the houses to settle disputes XD

morag tong?

making him call you Uncle Crassius

yeah or however its spelt XD been a lil while

Morag Tong yeah

thats the spelling

Morag Tong are sanctioned assassins

and the writs work outside the quests 😛

yep

so if you do it right, you just get like 14 free killing writs

are they the CIA? kek

I believe the theory of who the Night Mother is

What I miss

apparently elders scrolls

just gaming stuff

Gamer gang

Ah yes, fellow gamers

You guys won’t oppress me like society

lorewise i never liked Dark Brotherhood 😛 cuz i played Morrowind first

tim pool made this to talk about games

Yep

and Dark brotherhood are traitors

Mephala is the Night Mother 100%