[theatrical grunting]

There’s no way fus ro dah wouldn’t mess up the geography somehow if you blasted a mountain

Like knock over those graybeard fucks

I mean, you are not wrong.

Killing is justified if you have a good enough argument

I wanna drop the whole fuckin mountain

You just usually don't

Telvanni = Ancaps 😄

Killing isn't cuz you HAVE an argument

Killing IS the argument

i only approve of slavery of criminals

Hey, you win by default then

yes 😛

hence Telvanni has little issues

You have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense

ok

like "If you steal from another Telvanni, but still live, then clearly you deserve whatever you stole. Murdering your opponents by magic or treachery is the traditional way of settling disputes. If you win, then clearly your argument has more merit. You may be expelled as in any other Great House, but most Telvanni will not care or even know about it."

XD its fucking great

they also are mostly fine with necromancy

Is it necrophilia if you bring them back to life and have sex with them

sounds like might makes right, which is quite different

Since they are technically still dead

And then theres Divayth Fyr

Who cloned himself 4x, into female form

and then married all 4

O dang

Is that incest

nah, just masturbation

True

its technically masturbartion i guess? 😛

he lived for over 4000 years

so its okay? 😛

Oh dang

I wanna live that long

It’d be bad though if he happened to get aids really early into

An inside joke, eh

Npt sure I buy it

yeah and you have to take meds for 4000 years

You can’t buy what isn’t there

True

What if I just chop off my penis

OH shit i remember that guy

i think one of the main quests makes u go to him LOL