Message from @OofYeetEye

Discord ID: 476875585000570885


2018-08-08 22:10:41 UTC  

You just usually don't

2018-08-08 22:10:42 UTC  

Telvanni = Ancaps ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-08-08 22:11:01 UTC  

Killing isn't cuz you HAVE an argument

Killing IS the argument

2018-08-08 22:11:12 UTC  

i only approve of slavery of criminals

2018-08-08 22:11:16 UTC  

Hey, you win by default then

2018-08-08 22:11:27 UTC  

yes ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-08-08 22:11:33 UTC  

hence Telvanni has little issues

2018-08-08 22:11:34 UTC  

You have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense

2018-08-08 22:11:38 UTC  

ok

2018-08-08 22:11:51 UTC  

like "If you steal from another Telvanni, but still live, then clearly you deserve whatever you stole. Murdering your opponents by magic or treachery is the traditional way of settling disputes. If you win, then clearly your argument has more merit. You may be expelled as in any other Great House, but most Telvanni will not care or even know about it."

2018-08-08 22:11:59 UTC  

XD its fucking great

2018-08-08 22:12:06 UTC  

they also are mostly fine with necromancy

2018-08-08 22:12:21 UTC  

Is it necrophilia if you bring them back to life and have sex with them

2018-08-08 22:12:22 UTC  

sounds like might makes right, which is quite different

2018-08-08 22:12:29 UTC  

Since they are technically still dead

2018-08-08 22:12:31 UTC  

And then theres Divayth Fyr

Who cloned himself 4x, into female form

2018-08-08 22:12:42 UTC  

and then married all 4

2018-08-08 22:13:03 UTC  

O dang

2018-08-08 22:13:06 UTC  

Is that incest

2018-08-08 22:13:15 UTC  

nah, just masturbation

2018-08-08 22:13:19 UTC  

True

2018-08-08 22:13:33 UTC  

its technically masturbartion i guess? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-08-08 22:13:45 UTC  

he lived for over 4000 years

2018-08-08 22:13:47 UTC  

so its okay? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-08-08 22:13:55 UTC  

Oh dang

2018-08-08 22:14:02 UTC  

I wanna live that long

2018-08-08 22:14:11 UTC  

Itโ€™d be bad though if he happened to get aids really early into

2018-08-08 22:14:24 UTC  

An inside joke, eh

2018-08-08 22:14:31 UTC  

Npt sure I buy it

2018-08-08 22:14:35 UTC  

yeah and you have to take meds for 4000 years

2018-08-08 22:14:38 UTC  

You canโ€™t buy what isnโ€™t there

2018-08-08 22:14:46 UTC  

True

2018-08-08 22:14:48 UTC  

What if I just chop off my penis

2018-08-08 22:15:23 UTC  

OH shit i remember that guy

2018-08-08 22:15:35 UTC  

i think one of the main quests makes u go to him LOL

2018-08-08 22:15:43 UTC  

hahah that part of the game is LOLS

2018-08-08 22:15:59 UTC  

also the thing with house telvanni is that they are sort of a magically oriented house

2018-08-08 22:16:11 UTC  

so while yes their rules seem like might means right

2018-08-08 22:16:13 UTC  

yeah

2018-08-08 22:16:14 UTC  

really its

2018-08-08 22:16:22 UTC  

magical might makes right