I don't know this Jeremy

Oh, he's my bf

that doesn't help, i still don't know him

He's studying in Chicago

oh THAT jeremy

Lol

he's also not doing his man job, by confining you to the kitchen so you'll stop closing in on my nr.1 rank!

shoo!

I'm 17....

And don't know to cook....

😵

Hey I never liked fire okay

you don't need fire to cook

fire bad

Or cutting things

don't need to cut things either to cook

What

you just fire gamma radiation at it until its fully baked 😄

Closest to cooking I do is my fermented vege buisness....

I used to love cooking

Now too lazy

like spaghetti on an electric stove?

I'm gonna ask mom to teach me some stuff

you should

YOu can learn alone really

every person needs to know a few recipes

like me!

I know how to cook water 😄

She's old school, has a tandoor and everything

Just find what you like eating, and get a few recipies

My bro did just that

Now hes studying to be a chef in NZ

Ginga, I'm indian

While im alone in Msia...

Everything I like eating

I already figured that

Takes hours to cook

doesn't work that well Ginga,

If i go by what i like eating its:

BBQ
Deep Fried
Pizza
Pancakes
fish

Yeah I know that feel, takes hours, but you dont have to be around the whole time

just get a nice convection toaster oven and become a great toasted sandwich chef

And needs to be done like fucking alchemy or something

My dad learnt how to cook curry in his free time

Cant you get some premixed curry powder for a start?

Nah fuck that

Get a slow cooker, put in some chicken.

just have some marijuana,
And McDonalds food


the world will solve itself 😄

Well you gotta start somewhere

My mom makes her own

you can get frozen indian food at the grocery store. is that blasphemy?

Well, just use hers then. You cant expect to do something so difficult first time.

Like, literally she buys stuff and gets it powdered

Im just copying how my father and bro learnt

I think I can get powder

Yeah just use something simpler and move on.

A master has failed more times than the apprentice has attempted

But American curry is way different from indian

Like prepping the veges.

Or the meats

Atleast as far as Jeremy told me

Saltier

?

He said it tastes like shit

Flex Cooking

No thats jap curry nevermind

And barely has any spices

I mean. Its the US, i dont think they have much in terms of spices

more herbs

Also its wierd hearing Jeremy, cause thats my name as well.

Well his actual name is Jeremiah

they have plenty,

But american food doesn't have taste at all

Thats why they have 100's of spices and sauce

Oh god thats worse.

But I can't call him Jeremiah

Was he a bullfrog though?

What

Song lyrics

Jeremiah? Is he Amish?

He's a keralite jew

lol thats one thing there are a few liek 3rd gen immigrant families that have opened restos around here and they are all fucking bomb

Ethnically dutch

Aha, guessed it

of course we have spices. all flavor comes from salt, fat, and spices

He can build a 30 hour farmhouse in 29 hours i bet

What

Somany asians here take whatever western name and name their kids that

LOOLL amish reference

cant complain, i cant remember mandarin names

Oh, yeah like

Bloody thankful as well

Fuk Yu

yeah a few of my asian friends have western names

Som Ting Wong

Well, you can also guess.

Wi Too Lo

Ching chong

Which they pick themselves, or picked at birth

The Amy's brand has some decent frozen meals, cub.

just go with "Chang" and then its a 50-50 chance you're right

Tan actually

i love amys!

Ching Chong fried rice egg fried rice

Its the most common surname in Singapore actually