Oh god what if him running for president is 10D chess

it is

Trump has bone-itis

And he owns the company that sells pussy hats

indeed

If I recall, they are handknit by some "volunteers"

Dosent matter though, if I saw two people wearing a MAGA hat and a pussy hat, without any context.

Or if anyone saw, which wil be considered cooler?

he should start selling Pussy MAGA hats 😄

great minds

great minds,
great bodies?

pink maga hats with pink ears, hand stitched red pussy maga toques, limitless

I'm gonna tell Jeremy to buy a MAGA hat for me when he comes to visit

I don't know this Jeremy

Oh, he's my bf

that doesn't help, i still don't know him

He's studying in Chicago

oh THAT jeremy

Lol

he's also not doing his man job, by confining you to the kitchen so you'll stop closing in on my nr.1 rank!

shoo!

I'm 17....

And don't know to cook....

😵

Hey I never liked fire okay

you don't need fire to cook

fire bad

Or cutting things

don't need to cut things either to cook

What

you just fire gamma radiation at it until its fully baked 😄

Closest to cooking I do is my fermented vege buisness....

I used to love cooking

Now too lazy

like spaghetti on an electric stove?

I'm gonna ask mom to teach me some stuff

you should

YOu can learn alone really

every person needs to know a few recipes

like me!

I know how to cook water 😄

She's old school, has a tandoor and everything