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Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.
To wit.
The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.
Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.
Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.
This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.
>no more bigass hotdogs at Costco
Fuck youโre kidding me right?
Stop sharing my shit
I'm going to fucking kill my ISP
Fuck yeah
"That's a nice VC you're in, be a shame if I dropped to .000001 kbps for literally no reason"
AND THE GODDAMN POWER
IS OUT
https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/ <:BEHEHE:386628596355301386>
the absolute state of huff post
Huff Post is a bunch of fat wamen
What do you expect?
something less blatant than "we're fat and can't be fucked to stop being fat cunts, and you're gonna accept us as we drain your medical system of resources"
@Saint_Kristoph Can I fuck that
It is currently 3am where I live, I could've sworn I just heard my home phone ring, but Caller ID has nothing on it since 2pm. This is how horror movies start
Itโs time
@Maj. Asshole remember you are the homo
Kot boy
@madbot <:okretard:483705824833830944>
Almost like sarcasm
: ^ )
But who is not autistic anymore
Autism man
Cat dick
Chode eater
Chode owner
You donโt have a dick
Bootleg ai
I'm calling you a chode owner
You special ed +A student
That was fun
Yes
Thanks jeb
Very nice
Ya'll enjoy me sending a message to everyone in the United States later today
Phones, TV's and really everything
Wait no
It's October 3, 2018, beginningย at 2:18 p.m. EDT.
@Carol yes
<:TamamoDab:483459011463741451>
@Carol u gaye
No
U
Yes offer us pp touchs
What
Hey guys
No
How ya doin!
yourโe mom
@nbp brin
m?????m??mm????
esplan pls frind
Sheโs thinking why sheโs a genetic freak of a girl
i male this ๐
Have some OC
I relate to this image more than i'm comfortable with
good morning americans
American in Europe kill me
europe sounds comfy
we need to take all the morbidly obese people, throw them in poor countries in Africa and in Asia and process them as food. Boom world hunger and obesity problem solved
Turn them into rocket fuel
That way they're actually contributing to society
my nigga! XD
we should do what the japs are doing with whales...
>tfw you're only a few steps away from being a doomer
holly shit i'm a doomer
a drunk doomer
doomer?
Been that way for a few weeks
Ram ranch
Reallylly rocks
*if you like suckin' cowboy cocks ram ranch really rocks*
18 sweaty ๐ฆ COWBOYS
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