Message from @urzu117

Discord ID: 492201713160421376

Inazuma
2018-09-20 00:25:01 UTC  

I want role pls

Runes
2018-09-20 00:49:44 UTC  

I’m a mod

Runes
2018-09-20 00:49:51 UTC  

_shadow government_

owls
2018-09-20 01:12:17 UTC  

@Inazuma dont do it little buddy

Saint_Kristoph
2018-09-20 02:47:38 UTC  

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Noodles
2018-09-20 02:54:23 UTC  

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Shadowleech45
2018-09-20 02:58:43 UTC  

Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.

To wit.

The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.

Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.

Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.

This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.

Reichtangle
2018-09-20 03:07:03 UTC  

>no more bigass hotdogs at Costco

Reichtangle
2018-09-20 03:07:08 UTC  

Fuck you’re kidding me right?

CNA Bitchboi
2018-09-20 03:07:25 UTC  

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CNA Bitchboi
2018-09-20 03:10:07 UTC  

Stop sharing my shit

Sadmin
2018-09-20 04:55:48 UTC  

I'm going to fucking kill my ISP

Jerav
2018-09-20 04:56:05 UTC  

Fuck yeah

Sadmin
2018-09-20 04:56:17 UTC  

"That's a nice VC you're in, be a shame if I dropped to .000001 kbps for literally no reason"

Sadmin
2018-09-20 04:56:26 UTC  

AND THE GODDAMN POWER

Sadmin
2018-09-20 04:56:28 UTC  

IS OUT

urzu117
2018-09-20 05:13:53 UTC  

the absolute state of huff post

FrostBite'sAce
2018-09-20 05:14:56 UTC  

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Deleted User
2018-09-20 05:42:00 UTC  

Huff Post is a bunch of fat wamen

Deleted User
2018-09-20 05:42:02 UTC  

What do you expect?

urzu117
2018-09-20 06:02:22 UTC  

something less blatant than "we're fat and can't be fucked to stop being fat cunts, and you're gonna accept us as we drain your medical system of resources"

CNA Bitchboi
2018-09-20 06:12:56 UTC  

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LazySama
2018-09-20 06:26:36 UTC  

@Saint_Kristoph Can I fuck that

jacod1
2018-09-20 07:08:38 UTC  

It is currently 3am where I live, I could've sworn I just heard my home phone ring, but Caller ID has nothing on it since 2pm. This is how horror movies start

Maj. Asshole
2018-09-20 07:09:50 UTC  

It’s time

Carol
2018-09-20 08:23:38 UTC  

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CNA Bitchboi
2018-09-20 08:33:45 UTC  

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sl0vy_^
2018-09-20 08:35:00 UTC  

@Carol

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CNA Bitchboi
2018-09-20 08:36:33 UTC  

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sl0vy_^
2018-09-20 08:46:53 UTC  

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madbot
2018-09-20 08:47:25 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole remember you are the homo

madbot
2018-09-20 08:48:21 UTC  

Kot boy

Maj. Asshole
2018-09-20 08:49:01 UTC  

@madbot <:okretard:483705824833830944>

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madbot
2018-09-20 08:50:22 UTC  

Almost like sarcasm

madbot
2018-09-20 08:50:31 UTC  

: ^ )

madbot
2018-09-20 08:51:01 UTC  

But who is not autistic anymore

Maj. Asshole
2018-09-20 08:51:03 UTC  

Autism man