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Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.

To wit.

The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.

Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.

Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.

This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.

>no more bigass hotdogs at Costco

Fuck you’re kidding me right?

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Stop sharing my shit

https://www.facebook.com/187672168475875/posts/349592388950518/

I'm going to fucking kill my ISP

Fuck yeah

"That's a nice VC you're in, be a shame if I dropped to .000001 kbps for literally no reason"

AND THE GODDAMN POWER

IS OUT

https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/ <:BEHEHE:386628596355301386>

the absolute state of huff post

Huff Post is a bunch of fat wamen

What do you expect?

something less blatant than "we're fat and can't be fucked to stop being fat cunts, and you're gonna accept us as we drain your medical system of resources"

@Saint_Kristoph Can I fuck that

It is currently 3am where I live, I could've sworn I just heard my home phone ring, but Caller ID has nothing on it since 2pm. This is how horror movies start

It’s time

@Carol

@Maj. Asshole remember you are the homo

Kot boy

@madbot <:okretard:483705824833830944>

Almost like sarcasm

: ^ )

But who is not autistic anymore

Autism man

Cat dick

Chode eater

Chode owner

You don’t have a dick

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