>joins military

>LEO says no because NG interferes with availability

was this a city or county department?

all

he's LA area, so he applied to multiple offices

oof cali cops

he should have stayed in import export

that's what he's doing now

His job is excellent I told him to quit his pussy farting

nobody with any better option goes leo

Yup

call him a retard

I do

Hes a geardo fukboi too

Swoons over Travis sempai

if I bitch slap the stupid out of him can you give me dollar

He is self aware at least

@FUGUBARAKUN How to git gud at art

specifically drawing furry porn for mad money

Friendly reminder that you will never sleep as well as this ermine

yeah coz i shot this nigga

he'll sleep forever

Plz its whiter than your socks in sandals wearing ass will ever be

no booli

I dont have white socks

Gota put you down then

i kill parasites

foxes n everything

@Inazuma get gud with practice

[Indian noises]

How much do you practise? @FUGUBARAKUN

every day

can't help it because sadmin keeps me busy and I have other commissions

<:okretard:483705824833830944>

@Maj. Asshole Hey, pal. Just stopped by to remind you to Rember happi day.

@Gangsta Micster no

One day we'll get through that wall.

and you change you name to happi

@Maj. Asshole happy birthday

Yes

i just got an ad for fucking sport clips

Y'all are good. Especially @Maj. Asshole

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkUTSVnLnJ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1gxoiiteu7mov

https://youtu.be/wuC2tdSPMVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUa4wO6MoIU

>waiting on critical part for AW11
>finally get day off
>part isn't here yet, ordered on Saturday
>check email for Rockauto confirmation
>part shipped yesterday from halfway across the country

It's a fucking $5 sensor too

Shipping cost almost as much as the part itself

@d'Arta <:inshallah:489098822320914432>

You forgot just plain thots

Thots do not deserve attention

It sounds super desperate but like

Man I just want a nice girl who wants to spend time together

Nice girls aren't real

I am learning this the hard way

LOVE IS FAKE

FUCK BITCHES

GET MONEY

hookers are cheap and don't come with issues

Fuck, I actually know a chick who's none of the above

Two of them, actually

Neither are thots

One's off limits since she's a close friend's sister, the other I've been friends with since high school

On the flip side, I know another one who's ALL OF THE ABOVE

Love is an artificial emotion created by the Jews to encourage men to subjugate themselves to the will of women and spend shekels on (((jewlery)))

I am sad nobody responded to my plan of action

@Maj. Asshole yessssssssssss

<:inshallah:489098822320914432>

Wtf

Don't eat on your laptop you fuckin animal

Seconding what fugu said

Are you eating applesauce with a fucking fork?

I have more than a few questions

tfw looking at my bag of unit coins and whatnot 2 days before getting out

how many

like 10 pieces of memorbilia total

not bad

how long were you in

5 1/2

tfys feg

>tfw about to smash oysters n beer

Fag

The good old days right after 9/11