Nice girls aren't real

I am learning this the hard way

LOVE IS FAKE

FUCK BITCHES

GET MONEY

hookers are cheap and don't come with issues

Fuck, I actually know a chick who's none of the above

Two of them, actually

Neither are thots

One's off limits since she's a close friend's sister, the other I've been friends with since high school

On the flip side, I know another one who's ALL OF THE ABOVE

Love is an artificial emotion created by the Jews to encourage men to subjugate themselves to the will of women and spend shekels on (((jewlery)))

I am sad nobody responded to my plan of action

@Maj. Asshole yessssssssssss

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Wtf

Don't eat on your laptop you fuckin animal

Seconding what fugu said

Are you eating applesauce with a fucking fork?

I have more than a few questions

tfw looking at my bag of unit coins and whatnot 2 days before getting out

how many

like 10 pieces of memorbilia total

not bad

how long were you in

5 1/2

tfys feg

>tfw about to smash oysters n beer

Fag

The good old days right after 9/11

Stop making me feel

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