@Maj. Asshole happy birthday

Yes

i just got an ad for fucking sport clips

Y'all are good. Especially @Maj. Asshole

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkUTSVnLnJ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1gxoiiteu7mov

https://youtu.be/wuC2tdSPMVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUa4wO6MoIU

>waiting on critical part for AW11
>finally get day off
>part isn't here yet, ordered on Saturday
>check email for Rockauto confirmation
>part shipped yesterday from halfway across the country

It's a fucking $5 sensor too

Shipping cost almost as much as the part itself

@d'Arta <:inshallah:489098822320914432>

You forgot just plain thots

Thots do not deserve attention

It sounds super desperate but like

Man I just want a nice girl who wants to spend time together

Nice girls aren't real

I am learning this the hard way

LOVE IS FAKE

FUCK BITCHES

GET MONEY

hookers are cheap and don't come with issues

Fuck, I actually know a chick who's none of the above

Two of them, actually

Neither are thots

One's off limits since she's a close friend's sister, the other I've been friends with since high school

On the flip side, I know another one who's ALL OF THE ABOVE

Love is an artificial emotion created by the Jews to encourage men to subjugate themselves to the will of women and spend shekels on (((jewlery)))

I am sad nobody responded to my plan of action

@Maj. Asshole yessssssssssss

<:inshallah:489098822320914432>

Wtf

Don't eat on your laptop you fuckin animal