shitposting๐Ÿ’ฉ

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2019-01-30 17:23:53 UTC

Vista was a better operating system.

2019-01-30 17:26:49 UTC

vista was before its time in terms of hardware

2019-01-30 19:08:04 UTC

True, but saying it triggers my IT friends.

2019-01-30 19:31:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540252614273663017/image0.jpg

2019-01-30 19:37:45 UTC

The last thing nerdy coders need are petite Asian women surrounding them

2019-01-30 19:38:46 UTC

@Abiom blini, where ya been?

2019-01-30 19:56:19 UTC

<:LOOOOOL2:508743052828082197>

2019-01-30 20:17:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540264294013599765/N4zVVL3dyV.png

2019-01-30 20:17:53 UTC

gay

2019-01-30 20:18:29 UTC

Ha!

2019-01-30 20:18:32 UTC

<:GAY:520712828185870337>

2019-01-30 20:25:05 UTC

Gaaaay

2019-01-30 20:33:20 UTC

WHY DID THEY BLACK HIS EYES

2019-01-30 21:16:48 UTC

Um guys

2019-01-30 21:18:09 UTC

Get woke

2019-01-30 22:44:59 UTC

#free69

2019-01-30 23:36:38 UTC

***N I C E***

2019-01-30 23:43:55 UTC

Vista was shit. XP was worlds better.

2019-01-30 23:44:08 UTC

Vista was definitely top tier.

2019-01-30 23:44:35 UTC

very nice interface

2019-01-30 23:44:51 UTC

problem was too many dunces didn't upgrade their PCs

2019-01-31 00:29:01 UTC

Needed more than 2gbs of ram and 1 cpu core lul

2019-01-31 00:30:02 UTC

>owning a single core cpu in 2006

2019-01-31 00:30:30 UTC

XD

2019-01-31 00:37:56 UTC

40s do we expect bushes?

2019-01-31 00:45:45 UTC

Pretty sure in the 2040s I'm not going to care

2019-01-31 00:46:03 UTC

Also, they will all be Robo pussies

2019-01-31 00:46:37 UTC

Robo pussy can't arrive soon enough

2019-01-31 00:46:54 UTC

They're already here. Female replacement has begun

2019-01-31 00:47:28 UTC

Yeah once you've had the spin you put thots in the bin

2019-01-31 00:47:28 UTC

if your willing to drop your standards a bit from robo waifus and #justgetadoll you can already replace your nearest thot today!

2019-01-31 00:48:03 UTC

A lot of people on This Server are teenagers so you're telling them to replace their mother @shadowlessnexus

2019-01-31 00:48:18 UTC

'Nearest thot'

2019-01-31 00:48:41 UTC

#incestiswincest?

2019-01-31 00:49:35 UTC

just get a dog

2019-01-31 00:49:42 UTC

Teen, talking to Phil: i want a doll that looks like my sister
Phil: ....

2019-01-31 00:49:43 UTC

uhhhh

2019-01-31 00:50:44 UTC

Gtfo with the incest wincest bs

2019-01-31 00:50:45 UTC

lets see how long till he notices

2019-01-31 00:50:52 UTC

then i fix

2019-01-31 00:51:16 UTC

you never anything

2019-01-31 00:51:23 UTC

im proof of this

2019-01-31 00:51:26 UTC

???

2019-01-31 00:52:08 UTC

***that wasnt me okay

2019-01-31 00:52:09 UTC

fuck

2019-01-31 00:52:13 UTC

cant even do that right

2019-01-31 00:52:22 UTC

plus you never asked me to fix it

2019-01-31 00:52:28 UTC

how am i supposed to know

2019-01-31 00:52:31 UTC

i shouldn't have to

2019-01-31 00:52:33 UTC

it's unwanted

2019-01-31 00:52:34 UTC

fucc

2019-01-31 00:52:47 UTC

๐Ÿ™„

2019-01-31 00:52:48 UTC

there

2019-01-31 00:52:51 UTC

.

2019-01-31 00:52:53 UTC

woo

2019-01-31 00:55:31 UTC

Ohh you didn't want it

2019-01-31 00:55:44 UTC

I could've fixed that for you hours ago

2019-01-31 00:55:55 UTC

i just fixed it. leave him alone. im too lazy to fix it again

2019-01-31 00:56:09 UTC

You're safe for now haku

2019-01-31 00:56:21 UTC

why you aussies always lying

2019-01-31 00:56:21 UTC

For the next two seconds, he is safe

2019-01-31 00:56:42 UTC

they arent lying. they are just speaking in upside down

2019-01-31 00:56:46 UTC

That's a very clever nickname that you gave me

2019-01-31 00:56:53 UTC

Did you think of that all by yourself?

2019-01-31 00:56:55 UTC

I'm ashamed I giggled

2019-01-31 00:57:01 UTC

took him 6 mins

2019-01-31 00:57:12 UTC

I was doing something else

2019-01-31 00:57:23 UTC

you got a secret waifu you aint telling us about?>

2019-01-31 00:57:31 UTC

Wouldn't you like to know

2019-01-31 00:57:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540334809990430726/N4TWXrR8uL.png

2019-01-31 00:58:19 UTC

yea i totally wouldnt freak out if some dude comes outta the wall with coffee either

2019-01-31 00:58:35 UTC

Free coffee and a new trick to learn

2019-01-31 00:58:43 UTC

Next thing you know, I'm the one passing through walls

2019-01-31 00:59:28 UTC

Nothing can hold the Count of monte cristo

2019-01-31 00:59:36 UTC

god i hope not

2019-01-31 01:01:01 UTC

I could use a wall coffee monster

2019-01-31 01:02:46 UTC

part of the manga for FGO 1.5.3

2019-01-31 01:26:56 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KmqaJvgpE if you're ever having a bad day

2019-01-31 03:43:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540376540203057152/6DAF78B37985F099FD78B0E8C5A6A4EA9E521C26E9AB67FB66pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 03:43:47 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-01-31 03:44:01 UTC

Wait.... the ifunny watermark.

2019-01-31 03:44:27 UTC

<:kajigger:503051555969171487>

2019-01-31 03:46:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540377297224466482/738AD7EF61F4C7303EFC1D8403D99A4BF7A4D8D60CCFE05BAApimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 03:48:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540377841892589568/image0.jpg

2019-01-31 03:48:46 UTC

me too

2019-01-31 03:49:14 UTC

I wonder where haku. gets his memes

2019-01-31 03:49:22 UTC

i make them

2019-01-31 03:49:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540378155664539659/B9FCE9F2CF5891F63B9C142CB33ED0D7E61CAD69B7B6F7D3FEpimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 03:51:32 UTC

@haku.. Like that meme where Newton hits the blunt and tbe blunt hits back

2019-01-31 03:51:49 UTC

show me

2019-01-31 03:52:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540378877558784011/2209B16B6FBAB0D0363BC090F02E9E5D20F8897DB10376174Cpimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 03:55:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540379466476814337/C6BEEB06D9DFC6BEC91E0938630EDEB54A68D68C7922333054pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 05:27:05 UTC

Ou cunt, this so inaccurate, the spiders would never give us minutes, at most we get 34 seconds

2019-01-31 05:27:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540402774651961354/EABC1616C970FD6AEDB618FB0483286A60932516BC77CD0F63pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 05:27:56 UTC

Ffs

2019-01-31 05:32:04 UTC

Bruh

2019-01-31 06:42:52 UTC

I got a bathroom spider AND a toilet spider now

2019-01-31 06:43:15 UTC

Time to move

2019-01-31 06:44:15 UTC

use a flamethrower on them

2019-01-31 06:46:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540422514585894922/kill_it_with_fire.jpg

2019-01-31 06:46:13 UTC

<:Nuke:522933054021435393>

2019-01-31 06:46:14 UTC
2019-01-31 06:47:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540422908980363303/wj29zgn4etb01.png

2019-01-31 06:50:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540423560124956682/EC6E2D94C05A2CAF72DFA679F1606904B50990299E12670BFEpimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 06:52:49 UTC

LOL

2019-01-31 06:58:01 UTC

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-01-31 07:02:13 UTC

That is so wrong that it's actually funny

2019-01-31 09:40:05 UTC

This is Wrong on a Whole Level

2019-01-31 09:45:13 UTC

That's not news. Someone posted a link to an article about that like a month ago

2019-01-31 09:45:31 UTC

But yeah it's wrong on a whole nother level

2019-01-31 09:48:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540468372694106112/image.jpg

2019-01-31 13:29:31 UTC

@Borg Cube. If you play as Claire, the Titan guy is thot patrol

2019-01-31 14:50:47 UTC

Chinese selling RE2 in innovative ways

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540544481519468565/N5RgQV827q.png

2019-01-31 15:03:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540547655999160341/N5yt3iagZX.png

2019-01-31 16:18:19 UTC

Holy shit. Thatโ€™s some epic cosplay.

2019-01-31 16:46:06 UTC

โ€œSee you tomorrow!โ€ -Panda Express cashier

2019-01-31 18:48:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540604367326150656/yvOPhk5_d.png

2019-01-31 18:53:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540605629882957849/DyIupLeW0AE00f3.png

2019-01-31 22:16:15 UTC

Olivia is the campaign princess in Hustle Castle and has done nothing but complain about the protagonist not doing his job of saving her.
I think this was written by a mgtow as a parody of the 'rescue the princess' story.
(Btw, you do not play the protagonist in this one)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540656588374147097/Screenshot_20190131-161221.png

2019-01-31 22:17:42 UTC

Earlier storyline screenshot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540656954347880448/Screenshot_20190104-124444.png

2019-01-31 22:18:31 UTC

The antagonist is a monster carrying her off to force her to marry him.

2019-01-31 22:19:14 UTC

Legit, if he were rich, shed go willingly

2019-01-31 22:48:55 UTC

2 things are wrong with this ^

2019-01-31 22:49:29 UTC

it's not empty and it's not an eagle

2019-01-31 22:49:54 UTC

No, he's empty inside

2019-01-31 22:50:27 UTC

No, it has the forbidden water mark and it's just uncomfortable to look at.

2019-01-31 22:50:40 UTC

And yes I'm quite empty on the inside, so what?

2019-01-31 22:50:43 UTC

nothing forbidden about that watermark

2019-01-31 22:50:55 UTC

ifunny scrub

2019-01-31 22:51:11 UTC

is that you

2019-01-31 22:51:36 UTC

No, I might be empty but I have a little bit of self respect and dignity.

2019-01-31 22:51:57 UTC

I'm not going to ruin my face with holes.

2019-01-31 22:52:01 UTC

What the fuck is wrong with the people who do that to themselves

2019-01-31 22:52:24 UTC

i dunno but i wonder if my dick can fit through the earlobe stretcher

2019-01-31 22:52:28 UTC

Not a big fan of tattoos or piercings

2019-01-31 22:52:40 UTC

It probably can

2019-01-31 22:53:00 UTC

and I'm sure someone has tried it...

2019-01-31 22:53:07 UTC

@shadowlessnexus haku being kinda gay again

2019-01-31 22:53:32 UTC

nigga im making a comment about how his earlobe is abused

2019-01-31 22:53:34 UTC

your on time out haku

2019-01-31 22:53:48 UTC

@Yowilkat ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-01-31 22:56:02 UTC

Haku is always saying questionable gay things.

2019-01-31 22:56:33 UTC

he posted gross gay shit

2019-01-31 22:56:40 UTC

which i have deleted

2019-01-31 23:37:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540676927925649418/image.jpg

2019-01-31 23:37:20 UTC

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-02-01 00:41:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540693016105582612/unknown.png

2019-02-01 01:07:23 UTC

What is this

2019-02-01 01:07:55 UTC

The left is the code to make the pic on the right

2019-02-01 01:08:21 UTC

Do you even html bro

2019-02-01 01:08:30 UTC

Go throw a football and fuck chicks you chad

2019-02-01 01:12:52 UTC

Bruh I thought it was something like some unearthed website code of a future news article being written

2019-02-01 01:22:50 UTC

LOL

2019-02-01 01:23:26 UTC

Lmfao that shits gold

2019-02-01 01:23:35 UTC

bro I love html

2019-02-01 01:23:43 UTC

I can shitpost while coding

2019-02-01 01:23:53 UTC

The ultimate hobby

2019-02-01 01:23:55 UTC

its fucking beautiful

2019-02-01 01:24:10 UTC

now I ***really*** want to be a web dev

2019-02-01 01:26:54 UTC

If you want to get into game developing just start nodding games, legit someone who can even make a mincraft mod will have better qualification then some knuckles head with a game design degree

2019-02-01 01:27:27 UTC

good to know but I tried game development and that shits a no for me

2019-02-01 01:27:49 UTC

plus game development is the longer hours with shit pay from what I've heard

2019-02-01 01:27:57 UTC

could be wrong

2019-02-01 01:35:30 UTC

Yeah it is

2019-02-01 01:36:06 UTC

Hard pass on game dev I've known many many people that dropped the course after internships

2019-02-01 01:37:06 UTC

OoF

2019-02-01 06:10:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540775869904584706/1548895408110.webm

2019-02-01 10:16:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540837793165869077/image.jpg

2019-02-01 11:39:09 UTC

So we're just not doing black history month? (I know that's probably only in the US but still)

2019-02-01 11:39:53 UTC

Oh, so it's another minorities time to get their boot licked....

2019-02-01 11:40:24 UTC

They'll all get their turn, you'll see

2019-02-01 11:43:36 UTC

Well I'm glad I don't live in a state thats going to have events. Leave those to california.

2019-02-01 12:19:21 UTC

Classy

2019-02-01 12:33:12 UTC

But I didn't slavery anyone tf

2019-02-01 12:50:03 UTC

but your great great grandfather kept a few nig nigs

2019-02-01 13:06:40 UTC

Can I get a cut of the pie because my great great grandparents were discriminated against as immigrants?

2019-02-01 13:20:48 UTC

I disagree that we deserve reparations, but I'll take that money if she wins, LOL

2019-02-01 13:27:40 UTC

Really it would only be getting your taxes back with maybe a little bit more. It's probably just a disguise for another tax tho.

2019-02-01 13:29:27 UTC

If my reparations are less then 50k, fuck it, let's start a civil war

2019-02-01 16:37:35 UTC

@ToastMcGhost can we do a parody of Black History Month? All Nigga memes

2019-02-01 16:37:45 UTC
2019-02-01 16:37:53 UTC

Yeah ask the resident nigga xD

2019-02-01 16:38:42 UTC

its Niggah Bashing Month!

2019-02-01 16:40:47 UTC

is it black history month?

2019-02-01 16:40:54 UTC

this month is the most retarded month ever

2019-02-01 16:41:17 UTC

who the fuck cares about black history. black history is american history. its european history. its the history of wherever they are

2019-02-01 16:41:27 UTC

anyway yea. let the nigga memes fly.

2019-02-01 16:41:45 UTC

just dont overdo it. otherwise we will just have nigga memes and nothing else

2019-02-01 16:42:06 UTC

Jeez don't have a nigga moment /s

2019-02-01 16:43:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540935331793600533/1549034894885.gif

2019-02-01 16:46:48 UTC

@shadowlessnexus hes talking about you

2019-02-01 16:47:00 UTC

#niggawut

2019-02-01 16:47:37 UTC

its not raciss if its true

2019-02-01 16:47:46 UTC

<:brule:480188791584456704>

2019-02-01 16:49:32 UTC

@Yowilkat stop changing your profile pic

2019-02-01 16:49:42 UTC

its confusing

2019-02-01 16:49:48 UTC

what kind of cat are you dammit

2019-02-01 16:49:54 UTC

I change it like once a month

2019-02-01 16:50:00 UTC

You change yours every other week

2019-02-01 16:50:45 UTC

Someone sent me this picture this morning of a black cat drinking beer and I couldn't think of anything more appropriate than that @shadowlessnexus

2019-02-01 16:50:55 UTC

fair enough

2019-02-01 16:51:14 UTC

also ive changed mine like a total of not even 4 times.

2019-02-01 16:51:25 UTC

You mean in the past month?

2019-02-01 16:58:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540939071577391125/1549038778496.png

2019-02-01 16:59:08 UTC

<:damn:480188339622903829>

2019-02-01 17:06:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540940959614107670/1549039879552.png

2019-02-01 17:08:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540941484552224779/1549040588529.png

2019-02-01 17:09:19 UTC

I want to pat her on the head

2019-02-01 17:09:22 UTC

with Lucille

2019-02-01 17:10:49 UTC

Is Lucille the name of your gun?

2019-02-01 17:10:55 UTC

Dude

2019-02-01 17:11:04 UTC

Do you even Walking Dead

2019-02-01 17:11:11 UTC

No I do not

2019-02-01 17:11:47 UTC

Then you will not ever know what Lucille is.

2019-02-01 17:12:04 UTC

Gg no re

2019-02-01 17:14:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540942943649923103/lucille-bat-usa-250x200.png

2019-02-01 17:14:15 UTC

^ Lucille

2019-02-01 17:14:58 UTC

Lucille's friends

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517757020883910676/540943156246609941/th.png

2019-02-01 17:15:27 UTC

So you're saying that Lucille is the Weak one

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