yeah but i'm finna take it away based on your flagrant display of peasantry

-___-

We trusted a plebeian. Never again

Nah you good just put them in the channel for it

<:youtube:335112740957978625> **Searching** 🔎 `https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILn507J_2no`

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no

you keep mentioning things i have no interest in

:/

Who is BPS?

Beats Per Second?

Big pussy simp?

Ahh

NM

Shadow still drunk?

OHHHH yeah

Belligerant Proctological Surgeon?

That HAS to be it.

I *knew* it!

My proctological surgeon is beliigerent

Bipedal Pterodactyl snot?

All he does is deal with assholes.

Ill be on when they finish cleaning the bathroom here. Only open store within a mile

What does it say?

!queue

I made 2 batches of baklava today

diabeetus

Im going to miss Baclava

beetus, beetus

i DONT EAT ANYTHING FROM PLANTS ANYMORE.

Fuckn caps lock

Really?

yea, meat/fat/cheese only.

When did you start the carnivore diet?

Been a while.

Its fucking amazing

Noice. You do organ meats?

yeah

I can't make myself eat liver.

I love hearts, though.

I do the dehydrated.

dessicates capsules?

wanker

I cant stomach the tase of liver

^_^

I eat it though

Its easier to eat when its raw.

I hear that.

Cooked its INCREDIBLY metalic tasing

It's good for iron

Raw it just goes right down

I got a liver from uswellnessmeats, but I let it go manky and had to toss it.

I know but i cant handle the texture of cooked liver.

Imma try it.

If I die of ebola, it was your fault.

Its like chewing sponge.

It's not supposed to be that cooked.

Tonight i had 4 eggs, 4 strips of Bacon, and a 1 pound round steak.

Yeah.

all covered in butter

Not the eye.

I had chicken and broccoli alfredo.

chicken thighs are good. I dont eat the lean stuff.

I agree with you.

Reminds me i still have two in the fridge from two days ago.,

I used to be all over the breasts.

Weee

Snack tomorrow.

I still very much like breasts.

Cod

But not from chicken.

lulz

Cod is SUPER good for you.

Cod is good for women.

I'll take salmon.

No, men need it also For the Oil.

best source of Omega 3 for the DHA

Oh, I'll eat cod liver oil.

Capsule, oil, or straight up cod liver.

ood ood.

either works great. But make sure the oil isnt rancid when you oppen it.

Canned cod liver is much milder than beef liver.

Yeah, I got the fermented stuff that's mint flavored.

@haku. why tf you being a brat

I wish I could aford it

(It's not very minty)

enjoy the next song

I used to do L- Carnatine back in the day when I was trainiing.

It was mint flavored.

👀
What are you guys talking about?

The best diet on earth

oh.

For being a super human

ok.

This guy thinks im kidding. lol

shut up sparky

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

what have i done to you?

YE WERE BORN

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shut up geffgeff

you're like shittier sparky

See you in hell, I have a reserved spot

the only thing that's fat

is this cock

biccboi

<:lolz:480186121897377792> why are you getting butthurt dude?

who?

u

geff

because his name geff

O_o HAHAhahaha

😐
wow.

Geff pics or didn't happen

yeah

O_O

don't forget the sharpie marker though

:^)

X_X

https://tenor.com/view/workaholics-tight-butthole-tight-butthole-gif-12980946

That's very tight butthole of you

workaholics is very underrated

Not among the stoners I've met

i am not a stoner.

:/

Same but I know a lot unfortunately

shut up stoner

you're a stoner

<:woah:501543165396779008> i stone people

Stoners are a level above people who smoke recreationally

shut up sparky

lol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<:lolz:480186121897377792> wtf is this?

what am i listening to?

"Master of Puppets" but everytime they say "Master" it gets faster

*Let the ADHD flow through you!*

:^)

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

fuck that.

Wait, stoners now? Are we talking about muslims?

Oh, weed.

Tame.

My half brother gave my brother his first edible the other day.

Apparently 60mg dose for a first timer is considered a lot.

👀 your *half* brother?

is the song done?

i also like weed fellow kids do you also inject alcohol

I use rubbing alcohol as a disinfectant prior to taking a daily blood sample. Does that count?

yes sparky

I'm level 7 ya dam fagoot

i smoke alcohol

I drink tobacco

i drink heroine

I injected 1 marijuana and my life hasn't been the same

I homeopathically administer the opiums.

*Whoops*
@ToastMcGhost ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I inject concentrated caffeine into my arteries instead of drinking coffee.

i inject memes into my blood stream this way i cant be depressed because of my shit life

<:OH_YEEAAAAH:534187710143791114>

🔫

rEaL GeNOcIde hAs NeVEr bEeN tRiEd

There's a lot of 'em.

Also, it wouldn't be genocide. It would be pest control.

Pesticide.

I mean, they are so aggravating, Buddhists are becoming ultraviolent.

It's those damn radical Amish

Right!?

With their pasty, inbred daughters.

And raising barns.

I will be right back

And... really good chocolate covered bacon.

*kind of misses having the amish market so close*

Not enough sex and altogether too much corn hole.

shut up sparky

Oh, right, we're hating on the muslims.

Hold on, I'm not very good at being racist.

something about camels.

Islam is a religion

of peace

We all know we're talking about the desert munkies.

Nobody ever means cambodia when you're talking about islam.

Turkey? *Did you mean* ***Roaches*** *?*

The only thing I know about Turkey is that it's a fake meat and invades bacon's territory.

muslims aren't a race

:/

Bth the only decant muslims I've ever met personally were in Singapore when i was visiting family and it so happens that my cousin was dating a Muslim guy

arabs are

I had a layover in the Istanbul airport and it was a fucking shithole

dune coons

either way

No, seriously.

The rest I've met in the US are either slackers or soy boys

All I know about Turkey I learned from Mighty Max.

jesus

One episode. They went to a turkish prison.

you're old

There was a cyclops.

I think.

It's been a while.

and besides, everybody knows nobody watched mighty max because it came on after swatkats

:/

Oh, it was a vhs.

With one episode.

OOF

back when they hustled ya

ikr!

i remember paying $40 for an anime vhs at suncoast

I saw Mighty Max but read Mad Max and was confused

had two episodes

was tilted af

@Fecktoi they are amazing at first, the second they marry he's gonna show who he really is

@CappyK ive only met the guy once so i really dont have an opinion

He seems chill but like i said I've only met him once

It's more a pattern I've seen and one a ton of girls go for, Muslim guys tend to be amazing when they are dating / engaged. They are hard working generous polite involved. But the second they are married she is their property and its time to drop the restraint. That said everyone probably gets the warning at first so fuck em

I'm sure he is chill to you, he doesn't own you

@CappyK true plus it was at a family dinner

Then again I have met one that was a good guy

You are an idiot @AlexandertheBased , let's move on

Made it very clear,

I don't know if middle eastern muslims are that different from Southeastern Asian Muslims

The only people who vote for shaira are people who don't understand it. And my personal theory is islam is they thing

Im not an expert of the different sects of Islam

Like how one time almost all Christians were hardworking cause it was part of the religion

Oh and had a ton of kids

@CappyK depends of the sect of Christian

That is true as well. It is surprisingly easy to corrupt a religion that literally commands people to think for themselves and read up on scripture

@CappyK Puritanism belived that any fun was a sin and that you where prechosen to go to hell or heven unless you prove yourself though hard labor

True true

As I said, that too was a corruption

Protestant reformation anyone?

I'm half rocket man and half surrender monkey

Wow

So American French?

Maybe French Congolese, other half merican

I'm ethnically Korean-French but i live in the US and have no cultural ties to those places @CappyK

So i say im American

@AlexandertheBased hmm, interesting

@Fecktoi get out, we gotta nuff chingchongs here

:/

@Fecktoi i think that's a good thing. You are who you are

@Fecktoi i'm half-japanese and native~

Nah I like kokos

:^)

@°°° noice

I really hope not.

No it doesn't

Tbh i really don't give a fuck about ethnicity which is why i never understood why the left cared so much