buy some oil rigs and start a new country in the middle of the ocean

meh its been tried

need actual land to be taken seriously lol

go bring stability to some third world country and become their king

if only i had that power

lol

but no one will take a crazy bastard like me seriously to any degree

There are uninhabitaed islands in the pacific. Just occupy one and make it into a nation

and as well they shouldnt

Why not conquer the biggest island? Eurasia?

make it one Empire!

lol

and banish all colored people back to the sea!

Lol goid luck with russia

Things will be different when I'm supreme dictator

#gulagsofpeace

i cant even be a supreme dictator in my own life, let alone anyone elses lol

sure you can, just use violence 😛

sweet, time to go shoot myself!!!

wait........

so close

lol

hell it probably would do the world some good to get rid of me, i wont deny the possibility

yoyo

Woah

lol

regime change??

Hecc yea

I support our new glorious leader

praise be

Me? 😛

I wanna be leader instead of the leader!

Woaaah

😛

double coup!?

coup-ON!!

its gona be like the SP episode where everyone thought they were the review writer

no IM THE GLORIOUS LEADER

no I AM

(It's me, I'm the leader)

wait, its the 3rd voice in my head, he is the clear leader