or.... we could just not have to have all that in a makeup commerical

So focus on helping people be comfortable with their uniquenesses because there's a market for most people, yknow

because its just face paint

Yeah, but are you gonna sell a product by going "You probably don't need this but societal norms deem it mandatory so stick this on"?

See, you're trying to sell a product based on its merit. They're trying to do so based on emotions and morality. They want you to feel like you're supporting a moral company when you buy their products, and they want you to feel good when you see their commercials so you assosciate that feeling with them.

but i guess, these days... just saying "hey buy our facepaint" doesnt have the same ring to it

Yeah

If they said "Buy our facepaint" I as a man would be like "FUCK YEAH"

"WAR PAINT? THAT'S AWESOME"

right?

lol

im already liike, shit do i need some of this facepaint shit now?

damn i crack me up

I'd go for three diagonal stripes in the colours of the Irish flag, or something

I'm all behind making war paint an acceptable fashion choice for men, but first we need to make capes and swords acceptable.

And kilts

I'm down for kilts

as scottish as my family claims to be, ill just wear the plad on my shirt, i dont need a skirt

Boooooo

lol

"Oh I see you're wearing your messer today bartholomew. A fine choice for such a confined space."

dude, i dont like having my balls that exposed

https://mobile.twitter.com/Heebuh/status/1039578859350515712

pants are pertection

protection too

Exposed? They're free. They're able to breath, to move, to intimidate.

Yup

and be kicked

im ok on that

yall go at it

I mean

I'd just wear a crotch guard

chastity belt of might

nah, ill just stick with my cargo pants

i got too much shit to carry anyways

that little kilt poutch dont cut it

Fair enough

Trousers are pretty practical

Cargos are cool af

Really though it's been legal to open carry swords here for like a year, and it kills me that it's not socially acceptable. I just want to wear a sword to the grocery store without being judged. Is that too much to ask? Where's my commercials telling me that it's ok to express myself as a man and wear a sword?