its a jersey thing

How come people in NJ can be orange, but DC can't even make Starfire orange for the new Titans series?

lol schedrevka

The hypocrisy of women's fashion is insane and patronising, tbf. Like, how I'd frame it is this; "You're perfect, and we'll help you show off your best qualities." That's how I'd come at it from a marketing perspective. Not "YOU ARE GODDESSES BUT YOU NEED THIS TO BE GODDESSES EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALREADY GODDESSES"

Like, put focus on how everyone is unique and how makeup/clothing helps bring out that individuality and expression and individual beauty

Beauty is subjective so focus on the subjective

There's objectively attractive traits but people have preferences

or.... we could just not have to have all that in a makeup commerical

So focus on helping people be comfortable with their uniquenesses because there's a market for most people, yknow

because its just face paint

Yeah, but are you gonna sell a product by going "You probably don't need this but societal norms deem it mandatory so stick this on"?

See, you're trying to sell a product based on its merit. They're trying to do so based on emotions and morality. They want you to feel like you're supporting a moral company when you buy their products, and they want you to feel good when you see their commercials so you assosciate that feeling with them.

but i guess, these days... just saying "hey buy our facepaint" doesnt have the same ring to it

Yeah

If they said "Buy our facepaint" I as a man would be like "FUCK YEAH"

"WAR PAINT? THAT'S AWESOME"

right?

lol

im already liike, shit do i need some of this facepaint shit now?

damn i crack me up

I'd go for three diagonal stripes in the colours of the Irish flag, or something

I'm all behind making war paint an acceptable fashion choice for men, but first we need to make capes and swords acceptable.

And kilts

I'm down for kilts

as scottish as my family claims to be, ill just wear the plad on my shirt, i dont need a skirt

Boooooo

lol

"Oh I see you're wearing your messer today bartholomew. A fine choice for such a confined space."

dude, i dont like having my balls that exposed

https://mobile.twitter.com/Heebuh/status/1039578859350515712

pants are pertection

protection too

Exposed? They're free. They're able to breath, to move, to intimidate.

Yup

and be kicked

im ok on that

yall go at it

I mean

I'd just wear a crotch guard

chastity belt of might

nah, ill just stick with my cargo pants