"Oh I see you're wearing your messer today bartholomew. A fine choice for such a confined space."

dude, i dont like having my balls that exposed

https://mobile.twitter.com/Heebuh/status/1039578859350515712

pants are pertection

protection too

Exposed? They're free. They're able to breath, to move, to intimidate.

Yup

and be kicked

im ok on that

yall go at it

I mean

I'd just wear a crotch guard

chastity belt of might

nah, ill just stick with my cargo pants

i got too much shit to carry anyways

that little kilt poutch dont cut it

Fair enough

Trousers are pretty practical

Cargos are cool af

Really though it's been legal to open carry swords here for like a year, and it kills me that it's not socially acceptable. I just want to wear a sword to the grocery store without being judged. Is that too much to ask? Where's my commercials telling me that it's ok to express myself as a man and wear a sword?

thats all im saying

Bring back duelling, is what I say

hey im down for you all getting that right, i will be interested to see how that goes

Just bring back honour too

But

If someone apologises to me for being a dick, I sheath my sword

i dont want to hear you bitching if you lose a duel

Of course

haha

What happens when someone just gets a representatvie?

no talk of regulation length and all that crap

They're pussies if they don't duel themselves

Suddenly, you have the super rich with the best reps

We have laws for 'mutual combat' where I live, so people are allowed to duke it out if both sides consent, but adding a weapon makes it lethal intent and illegal.

Its basically the same issue with lawyers

Except you know, they fight

where is that @Schedrevka ?

Yeah... but you know the families will come up with excuses.

texas?

Like they do back then