Ugh, wasted way too much windex today, so here's an invasion article: http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/08/scientists-spent-years-plan-import-wasp-kill-stinkbugs-then-it-showed-its-own

oh boy

It's the ants that want to commit sudoko by setting fire to themselves inside your computer that I don't like.

In other words nature solves itself.

Yup, but isn't it an adorable wasp?

We'll import the cats to kill all the rats that stowed away with us.
10 years later......
Where'd all the birds go.

Now we need to bring in some sort of bird to eat the wasps

then when the birds start shitting everywhere bring in cats

I've heard this rhyme before

Hopefully Ocelots; they're cute

I don't think it ends well

For want of a nail, the mouse was given a cookie.

They didn't import it, it imported itself

Cute, but viscious. Maybe bring in some boa constrictors to scare out the ocelots

Already have them, just ask Florida for their excess of boas

In fact, the whole reason they didn't import them is testing to see if the wasps would cause problems like the past. Then nature said "nope, fuck you, I'm hitching a ride on a plane to a place full of food"

Undocumented wasps smdh my dang head

imagine aliens crossed billions of miles to finally get here... at this moment... https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1042884898787192832?s=20

Cultural enrichment.

Let’s get some of these guys.

I love it when you find something dumb online that you know will likely get changed/deleted and you go to archive it and someone else already has. Makes me want to fist bump this other guy who agreed with me on that shit being dumb and needing to be remembered.

Have these people never had fun in their life.

How do they not know how lame this is.

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1042873178551476224

Amazing to watch reality warp in real time.

Investigation didn't get the result I want? Investigate again.

Internet regulation laws didn't pass? Rename it and try again.

England didn't make the Brexit vote we want? Let's try again.

I think this Kavanaugh accusation is going to backfire hard. This is enraging to republicans. Democrats were already at maximum rage, but now the republicans are going to be energized as well.

It was tiresome, but now it's enraging.

These are not ignorant people. You don't get to be a senator without knowing how the law functions.

To have senators publicly and intentionally ignoring the basic functions of American law is enraging.

And to have the media fully and openly complicit with this lawlessness is a slap in the face. There's no pretense of neutrality. Not even the tiniest fig leaf to hide behind.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1042725582449139713

The fucking audacity.

how is that even real

PREVENT THE RAPE

It won't stop Trump from raping WaPo

They want the US justice system to operate like a Title IX investigation.

At least the comments are pretty sane.

It was a mistake to try to do the Roy Moore campaign again so soon afterward