Message from @devpav

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2018-09-23 15:47:47 UTC  

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2018-09-23 15:47:47 UTC  

Any love for Black Cat?

2018-09-23 15:47:50 UTC  

Squirrel girl is a parody of Batman

2018-09-23 15:47:50 UTC  

Mr.Immortal is, again, suicidal but cannot stay dead

2018-09-23 15:48:00 UTC  

No, Night Thrasher is the batman parody.

2018-09-23 15:48:04 UTC  

He's a rich kid whose parents died

2018-09-23 15:48:10 UTC  

Squirrel Girl is her own thing

2018-09-23 15:48:11 UTC  

and he fights crime by night...and uploads it to youtube.

2018-09-23 15:48:31 UTC  

She's a parody of all the plot armor superheroes

2018-09-23 15:48:41 UTC  

Where she literally cannot lose

2018-09-23 15:48:42 UTC  

((red hood itensifies))

2018-09-23 15:49:01 UTC  

The only thing batman has going for him is infinite prep time

2018-09-23 15:49:17 UTC  

I always liked Mr. Immortal and Speedball. Always thought Night Thrasher was obnoxious.

2018-09-23 15:49:19 UTC  

He is always prepared for that one specific event that happens cause it always goes to plan

2018-09-23 15:49:33 UTC  

You know what the best part about the GLA/New Warriors is?

2018-09-23 15:49:36 UTC  

sometimes Deadpool was there

2018-09-23 15:49:37 UTC  

To be honest I never heard of him and the canadian already convinced me to hate him

2018-09-23 15:49:52 UTC  

@Atkins And hey, maybe we can construct our own social network graph to explain D&S's motivations for lying to the public in the specific way they did, about the specific people they targeted.

2018-09-23 15:49:58 UTC  

They also had an exo-suit called the grasshopper

2018-09-23 15:50:05 UTC  

Do you remember the other members of the 90s GLA? Big Bertha, Doorman?

2018-09-23 15:50:05 UTC  

first guy to use it jumped right into low orbit

2018-09-23 15:50:07 UTC  

ded

2018-09-23 15:50:11 UTC  

big bertha is fucking hilarious

2018-09-23 15:50:14 UTC  

power? BECOME BBW AS FUCK

2018-09-23 15:50:19 UTC  

then vomit it back up again

2018-09-23 15:50:37 UTC  

Doorman? he's a door. He leans against a wall and you can walk through him to the next room.

2018-09-23 15:50:41 UTC  

Fucking what

2018-09-23 15:51:02 UTC  

damn people are creative

2018-09-23 15:51:51 UTC  

she double-times as a size zero model and a FUCKTON OF POUNDS heavy hero

2018-09-23 15:52:02 UTC  

Thats quite creative

2018-09-23 15:52:05 UTC  

though she can control her mass any direction between

2018-09-23 15:52:11 UTC  

Usually she's at maximum or none

2018-09-23 15:52:11 UTC  

Oh, I forgot Dinah Soar and Flatman.

2018-09-23 15:52:16 UTC  

DINAH SOAR AND FLATMAN

2018-09-23 15:52:20 UTC  

But how bout the vomiting part?

2018-09-23 15:52:23 UTC  

oh fuck its the blob

2018-09-23 15:52:47 UTC  

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