Message from @Jes
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The most accurate graph ever.
Use leftists as fuel you say?
compress them into oil you say?
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you could run an engine off the grease from their unwashed hair
lol
what about their positive bodies?
plenty o grease in there
you found a use for the 'body positivity' campaign at last 😄
thats what makes me a doctor, i cure problems 😉
how to save the ocean whales, harvest the blubber of land whales.
its a renewable resource
my god, it was staring us into the face all along
❤ this conversation
We can use Leftists, to extract liver oil,
To boost the immune system of Right-wingers
grease engines too
exceptions to be made for land whales with actual genetic issues. their blubber is sub-par anyway.
cleaner than burning coal lol
We can use the remaining refuse as pig-food for our Steak production
Why didn't we think of this before?
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especially as social medicine states puts them to the bottom of the pile in the death councils
so we got a good source of under 50s dieing anyway
You know, thats actually really good,
By the time the current old-timers die out, those fatties will kick-off too
Meaning that the current generation wont have to take care of the new "old" generation since they died of heart attacks before 60
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Nature finds a way...
finally, we are find a way to harvest stupid as an energy source!
take one of the states, paint it like its a socialist/communist country. Keep them dumb fed and happy like they want the state to do, and we have a huge farm for land whales!
I already found it!
its on your west coast!
its a strip of land called
Cali...
Calaeef...
Cattlefornia?
yes, but we will need to migrate the ones on the east cost in the north east.
Noway man, those are local sources to conscript sand-bags in case of hurricanes
Commifornia
Just pile up the fatties
and you can block water
fuck the ACLU
this is partisan fundraising bullshit
they have a fuck ton to go after kavanaugh on