Guys I feel like not enough people are talking about my very real rape by surgeon where he did the funky spiderman and gave me an Alaskan Fire Dragon before whipping me with his pink sock. Please believe me I'm the only one I ever told

I literally have nothing to gain, Tim do a video

@tmg copper did someone hot cosby you ?

Or angry pirate ?

@Rabbi Shekels yes, surgeon of Applebees gave me The Hot Cosby

Thats nasty did you go to the police ?

@Rabbi Shekels I don't believe in talking to rassis

I raped John Adams

in the election

aaay

😂

@Deleted User quality

Federalists BTFO 😩 🍆 ✊🏿 💦 😱 💯

hmmmmm

But please be respectful, I have nothing to gain, please believe me. Show your belief by donating to my go fund me or just share it around so your friends can donate

you're a hero TMG

I hate Oprah

She wants to dabble in politics by the sounds of her speeches

She's a warmonger

ill keep her under control

as if, you've been forgotten, you cough up spider-webs at this point!

😨

ill take hostages

and ill never forgive you guys for what you did to poor gary

So I finally figured something out with WaPo

@oprahsminge woah there ok I don't believe you. Minges don't have fingers to type with or else oprahs mine woulda played with himself. Btfo

specifically, the way I consume their content

@tmg copper you do realize he shot himself at the end right?

and he held a gun

and shot a cop

@oprahsminge through the Filipino tubes?

anyway, with WaPo

if you download their app on your phone something i think is outright stupid happens

They show you what articles of theirs are "trending"

@oprahsminge he had the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger just like Morgan Freeman said

which, frankly, I don't give a shit

I have to deliberately go to the correct area to find actual news

Because trending is basically 90% opinion pieces

slight issue

IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY STATE ANYWHERE THAT ITS AN OPINION PIECE

And I mean friggin nowhere