i like the japanese private space program

I witnessed it explode on launch but i love it.

How do I become a Space Marine?

With their funny hats in the control room and such

OH WAIT

https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZCTATnfnihmxEuMn9z3doZAdNXkgyoYhXfDek5m68RgE/momo.jpg

"My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a space marine!"

falcon 9 1.2 can deliver 22.8 tons into lower earth orbit, so it would be only 6 flights

you fly like a cow

You became a Space Marine by massive training, biological implants, and getting the Gene-seed from the Emperor or his sons

or 2 with the falcon heavy

but surely there are asteroids with tungsten on that are minable off-planet

and rigorious zealous prayer to the Imperium of Man

maybe not

@Dr.Wol Yes, but what if I simply have a vagina?

then you can't even become a space marine

at best you can become one of those Bolter-bitches of the Ecclesheirarchy

The Sisters of Battle (Adeptus Sororitas)

Then I'll reee to daddy government and demand a quota, you soggy knees.

O M F G
1 TON of tungsten costs ....... 305$??????

TUNGSTEN RODS FOR EVERYONE

then why are tungsten full length guide rods for the 1911 about 100$?

Why does everybody put the dollar behind the number nowadays?

^ this

WMD FOR YOU AND FOR YOU AND YOU EVERYONE GETS A WMD

I like my recreational nukes

If you guys don't let me be a space marine, I'll join the Zerg instead.

You have been warned.

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath

wtf is wrong with this crazy person?

can we have a channel just for posting screenshots of tim?

``` If only we’d had the foresight to keep records of who voted for Brexit, we would have been able to identify those who shouldn’t be allowed to vote in the future. ```

like wtf?

concentration camps anyone?

the remainers are some of the most undemocratic people ever

i heard some shit when this was going down 2 years ago...

but this has always been the case

omfg that account is hilarios

that kind of humor is right up my alley

That account is satire.

i just saw that and thank god