Also, there are 1.4 billon Chinese on this planet - even more Chinese speakers.

*jumps out the window*

Right but you have to be interested in what's there

lol

Why should I learn Japanese?

*backflips into the pool*

Yes, I don't like anime.

Cuz its easyeruuuuu

So if you don't have a big ol list of Chinese literature what's the point?

Hey guys. Guess I'm a Russian insurgent now.

Well, I do.

Chinese culture goes back thousands of years.

And the Japanese writing system is based on the Chinese one, is it not?

Also you will learn Kanji either way

The media decided to blame the Russians for the Last Jedi's terrible audience score.

One of its alphabets yes

There are 3

So why is everyone learning Japanese? It's just a fad. They should learn Chinese instead.

I'm learning both

Yes, there are kanji, hiragana, and katakana.

Does Tim sleep at all?

Are you a chick

No

There are a few dozen kanji that are particular to japanese and to not have a hanzi.

>can use modern Japanese products that never get localized
>There are some neato Japanese books that will never make it here
>Romance of the 3 Kingdoms is translated

Okay, so what about Tenzen?

They are one of the largest software companies in the world.

Aren't they Chinese?

Why would we learn Chinese?

>You can listen to Japanese anime and know what they say without subtitles

Just learn Kim Jong language

Because it provides you more access than Japanese.

To watch our own bootlegged movies?

I can't find the Japanese dub for Star Wars. Boo.

I bet Dragon Ball Z is just as shitty in Japanese as it is in English ...

Worse.

KAAAMEEEEHAAAAMEEEEEE!!!

Goku is overrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep98a0mDiIc

Are you insulting kakacarrotmaster?

here this'll do it for you