Message from @Undead Mockingbird
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because public restrooms where I gotta listen to fat butt mcgee farting while I wash my hands, are the worst thing.
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My farts smell like roses.
first rule of the mens restroom DONT TALK
Gender neutral bathrooms are sick
Womens: Go in groups at TALK ALOT
And their sound are an orchestration of bodily functions that are of artistic nature.
Woah woah
Farts
You get to give women in there creepy stares
fART
And make them uncomfortable
Women's restrooms sometimes have couches I've heard 😛
Yes they do
Simple couches
Yes
They even have toilets
And tam00ns
Tampons
There was that one CollegeHumor video where the women's toilets are a portal to a secret underground lair where they fart and belch.
@RanStairs semi-colons arnt critical thinking though lol
It's part of why more lines form.
I think the best thing we can do for equality is allow men to have abortions.
WOmen, like so often, shoot their own foot with their behavior.
Men need to abort their babies
Isn't that masturbation
I thought that was castration.
Ohhhh
Instead of charging them with battery, assault, and murder, it's just birth control, like when women do it.
Mens restroooms are a hell hole
Men's toilets are disgusting.
Especially work toilets.
nobody fucking flushes
We should allow abortions until college age, so you know if they are going to turn out alright.
Man, there's shit and snot on the walls.
Fuck.
nobody washes their god damn hands
Aren't womens worse?
Holy shit I'm drunk and listening to a murder podcast