Message from @LickMiNoodle

Discord ID: 684941089198702728


2020-03-05 01:29:26 UTC  

@everyone so I just got pulled over for emptying the tobacco out of my cigarette. Not throwing it out of my window... Emptying the biodegradable materials out of it. His reasoning was because it could cause a wildfire... It's fucking pouring out right now. Then he called the chief to come check me out and he used to be the guy who would try and bust me when I was a teenager. He walked up and was like I know you. I said yes sir ya do. He then proceeds to ask where I'm living at now. I tell him in my mom's old house. He says where's that. I say down the street. He then asks where again... With my fucking ID in his fat hands. Then he looks in my backseat through the window and sees the car seats and goes "You got kids?" Like no you fucking retard I collect them to kidnap kids

2020-03-05 01:31:33 UTC  

He told me he pulled me over for throwing my cigarette out the window. I then pulled the butt out of my pocket and said "no I didn't actually" then he went into the wildfire cause

2020-03-05 01:31:54 UTC  

FUCK THE COPS

2020-03-05 01:33:31 UTC  

Yep. They will make you a criminal any way they can

2020-03-05 01:36:39 UTC  

There is such a thing as a good cop, but it's a quickly dying breed. I know most guys on my local department, most of the younger guys power trip all the time. WV State academy literally trains to escalate now

2020-03-05 01:42:40 UTC  

Dude, don't talk to them. They are worthless.

2020-03-05 01:43:33 UTC  

It was association through my dad, now retired.

2020-03-05 01:51:21 UTC  

I was actually gonna go into that field, CJ in college, but dropped out quicker than shit when I realized no matter how I am as a person, I'll be just another pig by association. So yeah, fuck cops generally, but not every last dude.

2020-03-05 02:15:22 UTC  

I know boogie cops, it entertaining to know them. They will be the most useful tool in the equipment box.

2020-03-05 02:18:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/684934095402434627/684947848298758164/image0.jpg

2020-03-05 02:19:36 UTC  

I know cops that have no problem disarming you over a joint

2020-03-05 02:19:57 UTC  

I kniw cops that claim to never disarm anyone

2020-03-05 02:20:18 UTC  

Ones my neighbor smokes the green stuff every night when he gets home play cod. It hilarious, now there body cameras he gets pissed when he has to enforce drug laws and stuff. He 3 years from full retirement with the the full perks. He just wants out lol.

2020-03-05 02:20:30 UTC  

It's a shitshow I say we avoid till we see who stands post legislation

2020-03-05 02:20:40 UTC  

Dude like 54 years old too

2020-03-05 02:24:58 UTC  

I try to be forgiving since yanno "love your enemies" but man I've seen some truly shitty cops

2020-03-05 02:25:45 UTC  

Truth. I would say 90% would enforce shit just to keep the pay.

2020-03-05 02:35:55 UTC  

I never get disarmed because they never know I have a sidearm... And they're to stupid to ask to be told the truth

2020-03-05 02:37:15 UTC  

That’s the biggest reason I hate CCW and CHL. Cops always act so nervous when they see that shit pop on your plate info.

2020-03-05 02:37:37 UTC  

Besides it’s an infringement

2020-03-05 02:37:50 UTC  

Cops around me aren't so jumpy, but still are cucks

2020-03-05 02:38:00 UTC  

I have a duty to inform. But no matter how fucked up things are as long as im honest with them they let me go

2020-03-05 02:39:10 UTC  

I had a young redhead pull me over for a 41 in a 35 and she was shaking like a leaf when it popped- I was pretty sure I was in a position to get shot if I made a sharp movement.

2020-03-05 02:39:19 UTC  

I have no duty to inform anyone, unless they ask me if I have one. Then I have a duty to inform. If not it's my little secret

2020-03-05 02:40:22 UTC  

He was definitely a new cop too, had to call the chief for backup... For tobacco on the ground. Fucking pussy

2020-03-05 02:47:51 UTC  

Call him a hero and thank him for his service next time. See if they have any thin blue line stickers to hand out lol

2020-03-05 02:56:01 UTC  

Fucker should thank me for my service. I didn't do jack shit, but I did more then them