Message from @LickMiNoodle
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@everyone so I just got pulled over for emptying the tobacco out of my cigarette. Not throwing it out of my window... Emptying the biodegradable materials out of it. His reasoning was because it could cause a wildfire... It's fucking pouring out right now. Then he called the chief to come check me out and he used to be the guy who would try and bust me when I was a teenager. He walked up and was like I know you. I said yes sir ya do. He then proceeds to ask where I'm living at now. I tell him in my mom's old house. He says where's that. I say down the street. He then asks where again... With my fucking ID in his fat hands. Then he looks in my backseat through the window and sees the car seats and goes "You got kids?" Like no you fucking retard I collect them to kidnap kids
He told me he pulled me over for throwing my cigarette out the window. I then pulled the butt out of my pocket and said "no I didn't actually" then he went into the wildfire cause
FUCK THE COPS
Yep. They will make you a criminal any way they can
There is such a thing as a good cop, but it's a quickly dying breed. I know most guys on my local department, most of the younger guys power trip all the time. WV State academy literally trains to escalate now
Dude, don't talk to them. They are worthless.
I was actually gonna go into that field, CJ in college, but dropped out quicker than shit when I realized no matter how I am as a person, I'll be just another pig by association. So yeah, fuck cops generally, but not every last dude.
I know boogie cops, it entertaining to know them. They will be the most useful tool in the equipment box.
I know cops that have no problem disarming you over a joint
I kniw cops that claim to never disarm anyone
Ones my neighbor smokes the green stuff every night when he gets home play cod. It hilarious, now there body cameras he gets pissed when he has to enforce drug laws and stuff. He 3 years from full retirement with the the full perks. He just wants out lol.
It's a shitshow I say we avoid till we see who stands post legislation
Dude like 54 years old too
I try to be forgiving since yanno "love your enemies" but man I've seen some truly shitty cops
Truth. I would say 90% would enforce shit just to keep the pay.
I never get disarmed because they never know I have a sidearm... And they're to stupid to ask to be told the truth
That’s the biggest reason I hate CCW and CHL. Cops always act so nervous when they see that shit pop on your plate info.
Besides it’s an infringement
Cops around me aren't so jumpy, but still are cucks
I have a duty to inform. But no matter how fucked up things are as long as im honest with them they let me go
I had a young redhead pull me over for a 41 in a 35 and she was shaking like a leaf when it popped- I was pretty sure I was in a position to get shot if I made a sharp movement.
I have no duty to inform anyone, unless they ask me if I have one. Then I have a duty to inform. If not it's my little secret
He was definitely a new cop too, had to call the chief for backup... For tobacco on the ground. Fucking pussy
Call him a hero and thank him for his service next time. See if they have any thin blue line stickers to hand out lol
Fucker should thank me for my service. I didn't do jack shit, but I did more then them