I wanna be a Templar

aight

@Radmin

What is step two?

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ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a CUM EGG alert in aisle 4!

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Oh God I can smell it.
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@everyone

@TacticalBeard ok boomer

This is sacred knowledge

nice

Those people were called the greatest generation

for some reason

ye

Dammit what's the next step in my training?

please shtap

Alright

@Radmin I'm a priest in The Church of the Latter-Day Dude. What should I do?

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist sup

It's been a while

Well I just wanted to know if there was anything I needed to use my authority as a Dudeist priest and ordained minister for

From the LotW discord

I was "thundercleese"

former admin Batman

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist my skills were no longer needed so I took my services elsewhere

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist I ended it on good terms.

nope

Yeah I am ortho

Orthodox usually seem to be pretty liberty-minded

Yeah, if you know where to look

I'd say it says to respect authority when it's due, but that God is ultimately who you answer to so if it's either God or the state a Christian should choose God.

And I think that any self-respecting Christian should be willing to put a hole into the head of ever damn person up in capitol hill

Yeah

I think a lot of that stuff boils down to "please don't cause too much trouble"

Yeah

Jesus told his disciples to carry swords despite that being VERY illegal

nice

yeah

You're welcome

@Asinna It's fine. I was just kinda confused

"thundercheese" lmfao

What happened?

eh it's not my business

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist yeah I left a while ago and rejoined it recently. It seems to have calmed down some

But I'm an optimist

Plus edgy got kicked. that helped

Yeah he was a dick

I never liked that fucker

oof

Yeah I'm careful about who I get involved with

@Dirt-Nasty-FAFO I AM CLEESE

boi

Yeah it's all good. I just was a bit clueless

I used to be an admin on the page

I got one.

but I honestly wasn't expecting anything

Well I was expecting to get trolled

Like maybe a trap or something

yep

You don't see me giving out nudes of my girl, maybe because I don't have one atm

Well I don't know anyone who's worth the effort atm

I know one girl who's a 10 out of 10 but she has a boyfriend

ok 9 out of 10

She is fairly apolitical

You're very lucky

I'm mostly scots/irish

I hate the british

ye

Oh yeah I forgot, she's not legal yet

just my luck

Yeah, it's technically illegal, but not weird since I'm only 18 now

Yeah I'm fresh

HALLELUJAH! I JUST REMEMBERED!

The age of consent in georgia is 16 now

No wait now I remember. 16yos are legal if you're under 21 but illegal if you're over 21

It's weird

I don

I don't know

Is is pedophilia?

Like they're fairly close ages, but 16yos can still be manipulated pretty easily by 21yos

Yeah it can go either way

lol

Does it have triple immersion?

Well how old are we talking here?

Hell yeah

They don't know any better at that age

sure

go fuck yourself, you sick pervert

How old did you think I was?

I drink

Well occasionally

yep

neat

neat

I have a v for vendetta mask

and a rusty machete

rusty machetes ftw

I wanna boog without being seen

motherfucking cloak of invisibility