She asked if she could eat my nuts

I'm a millennial,now gather round while I show you how to use Myspace

And stick shift

Write in cursive

Um....anything also @Creedmoor

It turned out I had a thing of trail mix in my lap that she wanted

Lol

@Walter Sobchak F

Also I was 16 at the time so it would've been illegal

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist don't forget about how to change oil, put on a spare tire and dial a rotary phone.

And use a monitor that isn't touch screen

Dialup internet, how to use a floppy disc. What was the last one...

Hey, don't remind me that I'm an Elder Millennial.

I'm barely even a millennial

We had an old rotary phone in our old shop for ages untold.

I think it died after I was an adult.

I've never had the joy of using one....but I know how thanks to muh grandma

I kinda liked listening to the noises they made.

Kinda irgs me

My plates came in. Shit is heavier than you'd think

Level IVs

I see, cause I was thinking of buying one sometime next month

Level 4 is the light stuff

Try level III+

Mines graded for 7.62x39 and 556

My pasgt helmet is lvl III

Level 3+ does that

> Write in cursive
I was learning that midway through elementary school and they stopped to switch to typing

Level 4 stops 30.06

Plus with 4 full 30 556 mags, my rig heavier than I thought

Level 4 stops 30.06? Well damn

Well I have 300 rounds of ap 300 min mag lol.

I didn’t load them myself

I wanna get 1000 556 green tips because thats the thing these days...Being green

I want to try that new 556 ammo

wut?

"Level IV body armor will stop large caliber and armor piercing rifle threats up to .30-06 M2AP armor piercing rounds with a mass of 166 grains and velocity of 2880 ft/s. "

worth the purchase

Level 3+ will stop pretty much anything else. So I figure if the enemy is deploying a sniper with a .30-06 with AP rounds, well, then they got me.

invest in lvl 4. Like I said my brain bucket is lvl 3 and plates are lvl 4. Gotta make up for shit luck

@MetalViking M855A1 Enhanced Performance Round it’s pretty beast but hard on guns