I need a full sized one. Got hatchet, keychain saw and a couple tomahawks

@booglooman92 {OH} I deployed with mine 4 tours and then adopted him when we got out best damn dog I’ve ever had

Fuck best battle buddy I’ve had

Already has the taste of man meat...that's scary

@MetalViking best cheap axe I’ve found is the estwing camper axe. It’s like 40 bucks but it’s all steel, you’ll want good padded glove when working with it.

@booglooman92 {OH} I've got knuckle gloves and goat skin work gloves

Lived and worked farms. Wood cutting is a pleasure for me

@Soulless I was only slightly a fan of the German until the day came and some fucker tried to come in my garage doors window. She messed his day up. I can only imagine the bond you’ve made with your bestest battle buddy.

I miss him I’m gonna get another mal just gotta find the right one

@MetalViking I like cutting wood myself. I have one really nice felling axe and splitter. I don’t have a wood stove anymore and we rarely use the fireplace anymore so I’ve had an itch.

@Soulless army recruiter joins server- “we can help you with that.”

Lol pass @booglooman92 {OH}

Imagine being this guy https://www.facebook.com/908009612563863/posts/2921138604584277/?vh=e&d=n

Good morning men

Morning @Ramrod1992

Morning. Got any babies yet?

I told my wife about baby stuff and giving it to needy people. Now come get this shit @Radmin

Lol

No baby yet lmfao she's getting induced tomorrow night

If she doesn't show her face before then

@Radmin I sent an invite to my bro, he's cool

@Brucew sounds good brotha

Sup

Sup FrED

Yo

Hmm?

Howdy

Mornin boys

Good thing I'm not part of your squad.....I'll be alerting them by shooting the breaching team breaking down their door.

Sounds like a good morning already.

I'll pop one in the back of the neck and the rest will scatter for cover while peppering the location of the shot with suppressive fire....good time

So it would be time to relocate and take out another while somebody works to get the fuck ready to save my ass

I'll be introduced by one shot followed by over dramatic screaming of the stack with the smell of smoke. 3$ shotgun shell landmines (dragons breath) and a yard soaked in gasoline and oil

We talking like video game introductions? Because I'll be introduced by saving your dumbass from getting burnt to a crisp

If

If I can get there in time.

Like I'm dumb enough to be that close. Next step is roll out of bed grabbing my gun and kit, check my sectors in the activated zone and try to clear through there

I've been planning a decent escape route for a while