Imagine being this guy https://www.facebook.com/908009612563863/posts/2921138604584277/?vh=e&d=n

Good morning men

Morning @Ramrod1992

Morning. Got any babies yet?

I told my wife about baby stuff and giving it to needy people. Now come get this shit @Radmin

Lol

No baby yet lmfao she's getting induced tomorrow night

If she doesn't show her face before then

@Radmin I sent an invite to my bro, he's cool

@Brucew sounds good brotha

Sup

Sup FrED

Yo

Hmm?

Howdy

Mornin boys

Good thing I'm not part of your squad.....I'll be alerting them by shooting the breaching team breaking down their door.

Sounds like a good morning already.

I'll pop one in the back of the neck and the rest will scatter for cover while peppering the location of the shot with suppressive fire....good time

So it would be time to relocate and take out another while somebody works to get the fuck ready to save my ass

I'll be introduced by one shot followed by over dramatic screaming of the stack with the smell of smoke. 3$ shotgun shell landmines (dragons breath) and a yard soaked in gasoline and oil

We talking like video game introductions? Because I'll be introduced by saving your dumbass from getting burnt to a crisp

If

If I can get there in time.

Like I'm dumb enough to be that close. Next step is roll out of bed grabbing my gun and kit, check my sectors in the activated zone and try to clear through there

I've been planning a decent escape route for a while

Idk, you kinda just went the whole but down your house protocol....I'm running to the woods and hoping I can link up with other booj

Worth the risk. Anything left behind will look like one of the 2 yards. Anything at the opposite end may be more hesitant or already breached for a cook off of the prime time of iron Man chef boog edition

Sounds like a good way to get civ casualties

Fuck em. If they dumb enough to stay that near by, dumb enough to get others hurt

Fire is cleaner and life giver of all things on this planet. Remember what happened to sodem and gamora

They got burned with hellfire but I get ya

And they're land will never regrow because the land was salted with they're corpses

Also @MetalViking sodom and gommorah

Thanks. Names like that are a pain to spell

It gets easier with every reread of the bible, or that particular section. Just imagine trying to spell it in ancient hebrew

You gawd Damn thumpers

Don't make me thump you