College must be easy I hear they don’t give class until 10 am

"I guess what you and michelle are saying is: that when you are on your backs, the meter is running"

So I was standing in line and some guy said he had a paper on texting and driving he wrote while texting and driving

And I think I’m cut out for college

I can write 400 words about a lacking subject

"swamp sow" is easily one of my favorite jokes

Murky mire

College is obsolete, they don't educate, only accreditate, and indoctrinate.

https://youtu.be/wB3DqXO4VQg

here, have something fun

I’m in college. I’m learning a computer language that’s 55 years old

Uhh

I soon will be able to replace the greybeards of programming

Gotta learn assembly bro

Well at least you can program an Atari

It is necessary

N

Not even Atari

COBOL is just..

Not used

Ever

fis(roh) = dah
?

Mmmmm

man... I just realized something

Once you learn assembly, everything else is makes so much more sense.

Trump is joking about a lot of shit, like pocahontas

like it doesnt matter

its meant to be silly and funny

but the dems take it seriously

Yea?

Like roses

so warren does this DNA test

he's memer

ROSEY

and the reps are like "and?"

Top shelf këk

Oof

Pfft

I think the best thing Trump has said in months was something like
"You know, I never used to be on the news. Maybe once or twice in a while. Now i"m on the front page four times a day! All negative, of course, but that's alright"

its like someone tells a joke or funny story and the weaselly little dude who wants to be cool doesnt get the joke

He said that during a press conference