Message from @masochisticMosquito
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lol marvin
College must be easy I hear they don’t give class until 10 am
"I guess what you and michelle are saying is: that when you are on your backs, the meter is running"
So I was standing in line and some guy said he had a paper on texting and driving he wrote while texting and driving
And I think I’m cut out for college
I can write 400 words about a lacking subject
"swamp sow" is easily one of my favorite jokes
Murky mire
College is obsolete, they don't educate, only accreditate, and indoctrinate.
here, have something fun
I’m in college. I’m learning a computer language that’s 55 years old
Uhh
I soon will be able to replace the greybeards of programming
Gotta learn assembly bro
Well at least you can program an Atari
It is necessary
N
Not even Atari
COBOL is just..
Ever
fis(roh) = dah
?
Mmmmm
man... I just realized something
Once you learn assembly, everything else is makes so much more sense.
Trump is joking about a lot of shit, like pocahontas
like it doesnt matter
its meant to be silly and funny
but the dems take it seriously
Yea?
Like roses
so warren does this DNA test
he's memer
ROSEY
and the reps are like "and?"
Top shelf këk
Oof
Pfft
I think the best thing Trump has said in months was something like
"You know, I never used to be on the news. Maybe once or twice in a while. Now i"m on the front page four times a day! All negative, of course, but that's alright"
its like someone tells a joke or funny story and the weaselly little dude who wants to be cool doesnt get the joke