Do what Friedman wanted and convert all outstanding Social Security liabilities to government bonds and shut down the program.

I didn't say it could be fixed

I said your situation is hilariously fixable

Which I started typing before you mentioned SS

I'm not going to retire.

That's a definition of fucked.

>retiring never happened before gibs

I'm not going to get married. I didn't intend not to. But many many factors make it unmendable.

That's another definition of fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=698&v=UlNxIc9gUMc

I will not own a home. Ever.

Look at the prices.

That's a definition of fucked.

"I refuse to have a meaningful relationship, ergo shits fucked"

They're going to move the goalposts every single time

It's not me who refuses.

Also divorce law.

It is you who refuses

Just a sec

```It's not me who refuses.```

Yeah I had to make sure I said that.

Then go meet someone you dork

How tall are you?

5'8"

Then you should know how fucked it is.

Why pretend?

narrative is .... melting...

100% non-chad

Scribble.

Because I don't bother with online dating. I meet people and have meaningful relationships by virtue of actually interacting with them

I'd split that ass.

Well that's the issue.

Online dating is all that's left.

You meet people by working.

Lol

I feel you'

No, just meet people at work, or online generally

Yeah, at work.

Stop going to dating sites

At work, you said

Online dating sites are a dead end for pieces of shit like you.