This question is not going away.

I'm pressing it.

Don't fix it

It's the eternal question.

Fix your own shit

Bee, you fucking walked into this. It's not my fault.

Can I get you a ladder?

So you can get off that horse?

No, you're backpedaling

Social security is fucked. You said it could be fixed. I'm asking how.

You shouldn't have said it.

You shouldn't have lied.

I was talking about your issues not social security

Answer the question.

You doofus

**Answer the fucking question.**

Owo twitter is suspending accounts with an <:npc:500342436191535105> profile pic <:thonk:289506756667637760>

```Social security is fucked. You said it could be fixed. I'm asking how.```

Do what Friedman wanted and convert all outstanding Social Security liabilities to government bonds and shut down the program.

I didn't say it could be fixed

I said your situation is hilariously fixable

Which I started typing before you mentioned SS

I'm not going to retire.

That's a definition of fucked.

>retiring never happened before gibs

I'm not going to get married. I didn't intend not to. But many many factors make it unmendable.

That's another definition of fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=698&v=UlNxIc9gUMc

I will not own a home. Ever.

Look at the prices.

That's a definition of fucked.

"I refuse to have a meaningful relationship, ergo shits fucked"

They're going to move the goalposts every single time

It's not me who refuses.

Also divorce law.

It is you who refuses

Just a sec

```It's not me who refuses.```

Yeah I had to make sure I said that.

Then go meet someone you dork

How tall are you?