Message from @Scribblehatch

Discord ID: 501881969702076417


2018-10-16 22:17:59 UTC  

You shouldn't have said it.

2018-10-16 22:18:04 UTC  

You shouldn't have lied.

2018-10-16 22:18:06 UTC  

I was talking about your issues not social security

2018-10-16 22:18:07 UTC  

Answer the question.

2018-10-16 22:18:10 UTC  

You doofus

2018-10-16 22:18:12 UTC  

**Answer the fucking question.**

2018-10-16 22:18:18 UTC  

Owo twitter is suspending accounts with an <:npc:500342436191535105> profile pic <:thonk:289506756667637760>

2018-10-16 22:18:21 UTC  

```Social security is fucked. You said it could be fixed. I'm asking how.```

2018-10-16 22:18:24 UTC  

Do what Friedman wanted and convert all outstanding Social Security liabilities to government bonds and shut down the program.

2018-10-16 22:18:30 UTC  

I didn't say it could be fixed

2018-10-16 22:18:36 UTC  

I said your situation is hilariously fixable

2018-10-16 22:18:51 UTC  

Which I started typing before you mentioned SS

2018-10-16 22:18:59 UTC  

I'm not going to retire.

2018-10-16 22:19:04 UTC  

That's a definition of fucked.

2018-10-16 22:19:15 UTC  

>retiring never happened before gibs

2018-10-16 22:19:29 UTC  

I'm not going to get married. I didn't intend not to. But many many factors make it unmendable.

2018-10-16 22:19:33 UTC  

That's another definition of fucked.

2018-10-16 22:19:38 UTC  

I will not own a home. Ever.

2018-10-16 22:19:42 UTC  

Look at the prices.

2018-10-16 22:19:46 UTC  

That's a definition of fucked.

2018-10-16 22:19:52 UTC  

"I refuse to have a meaningful relationship, ergo shits fucked"

2018-10-16 22:19:56 UTC  

They're going to move the goalposts every single time

2018-10-16 22:20:02 UTC  

It's not me who refuses.

2018-10-16 22:20:06 UTC  

Also divorce law.

2018-10-16 22:20:13 UTC  

It is you who refuses

2018-10-16 22:20:21 UTC  

Just a sec

2018-10-16 22:20:23 UTC  

```It's not me who refuses.```

2018-10-16 22:20:32 UTC  

Yeah I had to make sure I said that.

2018-10-16 22:20:48 UTC  

Then go meet someone you dork

2018-10-16 22:20:52 UTC  

How tall are you?

2018-10-16 22:21:01 UTC  

5'8"

2018-10-16 22:21:12 UTC  

Then you should know how fucked it is.

2018-10-16 22:21:13 UTC  

Why pretend?

2018-10-16 22:21:14 UTC  

narrative is .... melting...

2018-10-16 22:21:16 UTC  

100% non-chad

2018-10-16 22:21:43 UTC  

Scribble.

2018-10-16 22:21:48 UTC  

Because I don't bother with online dating. I meet people and have meaningful relationships by virtue of actually interacting with them

2018-10-16 22:21:49 UTC  

I'd split that ass.

2018-10-16 22:21:54 UTC  

Well that's the issue.

2018-10-16 22:22:00 UTC  

Online dating is all that's left.