"I refuse to have a meaningful relationship, ergo shits fucked"

They're going to move the goalposts every single time

It's not me who refuses.

Also divorce law.

It is you who refuses

Just a sec

```It's not me who refuses.```

Yeah I had to make sure I said that.

Then go meet someone you dork

How tall are you?

5'8"

Then you should know how fucked it is.

Why pretend?

narrative is .... melting...

100% non-chad

Scribble.

Because I don't bother with online dating. I meet people and have meaningful relationships by virtue of actually interacting with them

I'd split that ass.

Well that's the issue.

Online dating is all that's left.

You meet people by working.

Lol

I feel you'

No, just meet people at work, or online generally

Yeah, at work.

Stop going to dating sites

At work, you said

Online dating sites are a dead end for pieces of shit like you.

Don't shit where you eat, dude. What a ridiculous gamble.

Yes, get a job

No.

Don't shit where you eat.

Get a hobby

Why are you advising that.

One that involves going outside

A hobby. Holy shit.

Yeah exactly

Thanks for amending it.

My hobby is unworthy.

Get a REAL ONE.

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