Why would you eshop if you have hardware?

XD a female friend of mine once said if your eyes arent watering you arent doing it right

Is that why there’s “coed” dorms?

...

Does she like pain?

Geez that’ll be weird bunking with a girl

idk shes weird

used to be cool

Especially with all that rampant masturbation

“Get out I’m changing” “oh come on we both have parents”

Makes it harder to break the ice

now she moved to the UK joine dlabour and is a full on commie

My Guthrie Job Corps dorm was Co-ed and I was dating the girl I was bunking with.

>.>

Almost married her till she cheated on me with a druggie.

That’s not branching out

Who got her strung out on drugs.

“You’re the closest piece of ass I find. Beep boop.”

rip

Let's put it this way... her parents thought I would go down the path my father did.... get hooked on drugs.

Nope, I don't touch drugs.

I don't know why you guys would risk being around girls that is literally the leading cause of cooties

Oh right that one

Ironically their daughter got hooked on drugs.

You mentioned this story

Oh yeah, I already told you this story already.

I just find the irony so thick....

Crack baby

schedrevka with the bangers

Like so super thick that you can cut it with a butter knife.

yeaaaaah i dated a girl once

that didn tliked i smoked weed

yeah didnt work out

This girl was different and the one woman I got hung up on.

>.>

she ended up marrying someone who was a bigger stoner than i was

Hung up

She was my fiance.

When she cheated, it fucking hurt.

while he was smoking

yeah thats shitty as fuck dude