Message from @velvitonator

Discord ID: 502347309665746967


2018-10-18 05:06:50 UTC  

Best part of collecting games, you can play them whenever you want.

2018-10-18 05:06:57 UTC  

and shes not the best at sucking

2018-10-18 05:07:01 UTC  

Yakuza 2 is normally 130+ canuckbux for shitty used copies
Got it for 50 with shipping included

2018-10-18 05:07:13 UTC  

I think I’ll just stick my dick up her ass but to each their own I suppose

2018-10-18 05:07:25 UTC  

Dude... I had a fuck buddie who was terrible at giving BJs.

2018-10-18 05:07:29 UTC  

Like how can you fail at BJs?

2018-10-18 05:07:32 UTC  

Best part of collecting old games is rebuying them when the new nintendo console comes out

2018-10-18 05:07:39 UTC  

She failed at it, but excelled at actual sex.

2018-10-18 05:07:42 UTC  

Pfft

2018-10-18 05:07:49 UTC  

HOW!?

2018-10-18 05:07:50 UTC  

Why would you eshop if you have hardware?

2018-10-18 05:07:56 UTC  

XD a female friend of mine once said if your eyes arent watering you arent doing it right

2018-10-18 05:08:17 UTC  

Is that why there’s “coed” dorms?

2018-10-18 05:08:18 UTC  

...

2018-10-18 05:08:23 UTC  

Does she like pain?

2018-10-18 05:08:28 UTC  

Geez that’ll be weird bunking with a girl

2018-10-18 05:08:34 UTC  

idk shes weird

2018-10-18 05:08:44 UTC  

used to be cool

2018-10-18 05:08:45 UTC  

Especially with all that rampant masturbation

2018-10-18 05:08:49 UTC  

“Get out I’m changing” “oh come on we both have parents”

2018-10-18 05:08:51 UTC  

Makes it harder to break the ice

2018-10-18 05:08:56 UTC  

now she moved to the UK joine dlabour and is a full on commie

2018-10-18 05:08:59 UTC  

My Guthrie Job Corps dorm was Co-ed and I was dating the girl I was bunking with.

2018-10-18 05:09:00 UTC  

>.>

2018-10-18 05:09:18 UTC  

Almost married her till she cheated on me with a druggie.

2018-10-18 05:09:20 UTC  

That’s not branching out

2018-10-18 05:09:23 UTC  

Who got her strung out on drugs.

2018-10-18 05:09:44 UTC  

“You’re the closest piece of ass I find. Beep boop.”

2018-10-18 05:09:49 UTC  

rip

2018-10-18 05:10:12 UTC  

Let's put it this way... her parents thought I would go down the path my father did.... get hooked on drugs.

2018-10-18 05:10:16 UTC  

Nope, I don't touch drugs.

2018-10-18 05:10:20 UTC  

I don't know why you guys would risk being around girls that is literally the leading cause of cooties

2018-10-18 05:10:24 UTC  

Oh right that one

2018-10-18 05:10:25 UTC  

Ironically their daughter got hooked on drugs.

2018-10-18 05:10:31 UTC  

You mentioned this story

2018-10-18 05:10:35 UTC  

Oh yeah, I already told you this story already.

2018-10-18 05:10:52 UTC  

I just find the irony so thick....

2018-10-18 05:10:57 UTC  

Crack baby

2018-10-18 05:10:57 UTC  

schedrevka with the bangers

2018-10-18 05:11:02 UTC  

Like so super thick that you can cut it with a butter knife.

2018-10-18 05:11:17 UTC  

yeaaaaah i dated a girl once