I am surrounded by women.

and she asks if she can braid my hair

sounds like fun situation tbh

not if u got a girlfriend

Not really... so many women I can't touch.

are your normal interests more inline with women or?

And if you have a girlfriend, she is like.... don't contact them, don't speak to them, and don't hang out with them.

If I catch you around them we are through.

then i tell her i have a table right beside us i we can sit at if u wanna braid my hair

yeah women need to chill on that

so i give her my elastic

thats where i think there whole social order is in chaos

and i jus sit down by my drink

and they are hurting themselves constantly

and like 10 minutes later

i have one straight-male normal friend like that and its cancer

my mom, whos manager at that bar, comes by

I have one friend as well, he is a horn dog.

and is like wait what the fuck is going on lol

Women love him.

Which pisses me off.

horn dog?

All because he is a tall mother fucker.

I don't speak to women, don't know why, just feeling awkward around. Maybe I think it's some kind of alien species

Yeah, he likes to fuck them and leave htem.

and she tells this lady she wants to talk to her

I hate that side of him.

But he is a loyal friend.

and im like uhhhhhhhh what

AND SHE DIDNT EVEN BRAID MY HAIR

fucking 10 minutes there

i never learned that term, horndog is a excellent guitar riff that needed a better song composed around it in my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMlAXisAElI

she just felt my hair up for that whole time

telling me she was braiding my hair

Maybe she wanted to get to know you.

also

tfw instant classic rock vibes <a:popposhake:462668073552576535>

fucking took my elastic

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lol nah fuck her she told my friends to stop speaking english

cuz it made her uncomfortable