then starts just feeling it

and im like

uwu whats a goin onnnnnnn

I have more girls who are friends than guy friends.

It is weird.

I am surrounded by women.

and she asks if she can braid my hair

sounds like fun situation tbh

not if u got a girlfriend

Not really... so many women I can't touch.

are your normal interests more inline with women or?

And if you have a girlfriend, she is like.... don't contact them, don't speak to them, and don't hang out with them.

If I catch you around them we are through.

then i tell her i have a table right beside us i we can sit at if u wanna braid my hair

yeah women need to chill on that

so i give her my elastic

thats where i think there whole social order is in chaos

and i jus sit down by my drink

and they are hurting themselves constantly

and like 10 minutes later

i have one straight-male normal friend like that and its cancer

my mom, whos manager at that bar, comes by

I have one friend as well, he is a horn dog.

and is like wait what the fuck is going on lol

Women love him.

Which pisses me off.

horn dog?

All because he is a tall mother fucker.

I don't speak to women, don't know why, just feeling awkward around. Maybe I think it's some kind of alien species

Yeah, he likes to fuck them and leave htem.

and she tells this lady she wants to talk to her

I hate that side of him.

But he is a loyal friend.

and im like uhhhhhhhh what

AND SHE DIDNT EVEN BRAID MY HAIR

fucking 10 minutes there

i never learned that term, horndog is a excellent guitar riff that needed a better song composed around it in my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMlAXisAElI

she just felt my hair up for that whole time

telling me she was braiding my hair

Maybe she wanted to get to know you.

also