She practically saved me from a living in and out of homes in a foster care.

Ever had a girl randomly start playing with your hair?

like not all teh time but fuck i aint gonna say no unless i got a girlfriend thats willing to do it

I had that happen too.

Like started braiding it while I was in class.

I just let her and shrugged.

DUDE this happend like a couple weeks ago

where this petite blond milf

Nice.

then recently i had a older probably gay dude compliment my skin/looks vs age at Walmart (he was working register, started into it when i was buying beer and looking at my ID), guy looked like well groomed cuban or something, i wasn't going to dig actual idea of banging but he did it in a way i felt beter

Should have asked her to hang out.

like says i have nice hair

i was like wew that guy made me feel good i appreciate him

for making me feel less uggo

then starts just feeling it

and im like

uwu whats a goin onnnnnnn

I have more girls who are friends than guy friends.

It is weird.

I am surrounded by women.

and she asks if she can braid my hair

sounds like fun situation tbh

not if u got a girlfriend

Not really... so many women I can't touch.

are your normal interests more inline with women or?

And if you have a girlfriend, she is like.... don't contact them, don't speak to them, and don't hang out with them.

If I catch you around them we are through.

then i tell her i have a table right beside us i we can sit at if u wanna braid my hair

yeah women need to chill on that

so i give her my elastic

thats where i think there whole social order is in chaos

and i jus sit down by my drink

and they are hurting themselves constantly

and like 10 minutes later

i have one straight-male normal friend like that and its cancer

my mom, whos manager at that bar, comes by

I have one friend as well, he is a horn dog.

and is like wait what the fuck is going on lol

Women love him.

Which pisses me off.

horn dog?