i buy sugqar-reduced beans

wtf wouldn't you?

urmom gay

i just dont eat beans tbh

one day i just realised that ive never really liked them, and that i only bought them because i always bought them, and ive never looked back and missed them

https://twitter.com/NegaCISO/status/1238991873731186690?s=20

Chuck Norris goes beyond race or ideology

Chuck Norris is a race in and of himself

lul https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1238892763342688257?s=20

heres you're land we fucked over back.. good luck with that...

hey farming so simple right.. just put the seed in the ground...

those farmers should probably not accept the land... theyll get blamed when they cant produce anything now the land is fcked

Whites shouldn't go back

let 'em starve

In minecraft

meanwhile at the greek border ..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628034911059574806/688782611547422749/6cb2111da11db42d.mp4

https://twitter.com/SCMPNews/status/1238623377625157632

I read that as SIMP news

https://twitter.com/swigs/status/1238623643782897664

This must be a troll right

Imagine them trying to disinfect bus with passengers still in them

China next week

Of course, this is china. They would do that

All lightbulbs replaced with UV lights

Everyone's going to get skin cancer but at least they won't be diseased

see these simulations - https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

so the UK is going for somewhere between the 3rd and 4th one

boomer purge 2020 will cut the nhs costs down and everything will be fine

but what if they go "The UK population has been devastated by coronavirus. Time to open the borders and get the immigrants to replace all the dead Britons!"

I dont think priti is gonna do that... but some media outlets certainly will

https://twitter.com/Citizen_baker/status/1239230273906237441

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holy shit

apparently the pubs are just as rammed as ever today round here

look how close everyone is as well to each other

omg

certainly wouldnt be going to a pub either

£20 for a sunday roast my mum said... dunno which one she went to...

theyre on about closing them anyway

yeah but you dont know anything about the hygiene making the food/cleaning/bringing you stuff/and everyone else in there as well/close by to others

well she came by afterwards... so if she picked it up I'll have it now 😛