Imagine them trying to disinfect bus with passengers still in them

China next week

Of course, this is china. They would do that

All lightbulbs replaced with UV lights

Everyone's going to get skin cancer but at least they won't be diseased

see these simulations - https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

so the UK is going for somewhere between the 3rd and 4th one

boomer purge 2020 will cut the nhs costs down and everything will be fine

but what if they go "The UK population has been devastated by coronavirus. Time to open the borders and get the immigrants to replace all the dead Britons!"

I dont think priti is gonna do that... but some media outlets certainly will

https://twitter.com/Citizen_baker/status/1239230273906237441

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holy shit

apparently the pubs are just as rammed as ever today round here

look how close everyone is as well to each other

omg

certainly wouldnt be going to a pub either

£20 for a sunday roast my mum said... dunno which one she went to...

theyre on about closing them anyway

yeah but you dont know anything about the hygiene making the food/cleaning/bringing you stuff/and everyone else in there as well/close by to others

well she came by afterwards... so if she picked it up I'll have it now 😛

My area is all old conservatives, I think in my whole area there was like 400 votes outside of cons

although I dunno how long it takes to become contagious

i'm pretty sure my local pub will be fine

no worldies

@wacka I'd say 24 hours

but that's a guess

info on testing https://twitter.com/aliciakearns/status/1239111738802548738?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IdF9uAzN0k

ireland closed its pubs ... just before st patricks... ooooooo

hows that song go.... "I predict a riot.."

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628034911059574806/688810392402788433/242888f4ebc8e53c.mp4 @The Electric Lizard

da footure https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1239249177009426433?s=20

> Italy reports 3,590 new cases of #COVID19 and 368 deaths

Just

A

Flu

Bro

https://twitter.com/peterweirmla/status/1239246738281635840

my mum said she wants to go out and try to get the virus :/

I told her to wait til summer ... the nutter...