funny how that is all of the major cities

wonder why that is

im asking you blair and merkel

nah they sucked before then

they always sucked

You'd need to rewind to like Peaky Blinders time if you want respectable criminals

in summary

dont go to the metropolitan cities

I'm going to take my flashlight out and go to some country lanes in a minute. Bollocks to Michael Gove

https://twitter.com/isaolinat/status/1245069820011384832

the police have no rights to stop you

> Please explain why private tests are allowed to be sold!

lMFAO

frig off @Eccles ....warra load o' blimmin shite...im aware liife could be wurse .... still 'old me freedom paramount.. you've proven nothin' lad.. ive sin better things that illustrate 'orrors o' liife an' war.... you owe me two hours.. i think you've made 'ella o' lorra assumptions about me lad..so im goin to jus' assume you thrive on fear mongering, miserable shite!

lol

well carry on worrying about those freedoms you thought you had but didn't 😉

lel i really appreciate the phonetics

das raycis!

I think the simple answer to why you can buy a test is we're not Communists

simple answer is: because it cost money to create

Same thing. Money makes the world go round... and the alternative is far worse

alternative? So national health

It's that day tomorrow where avoiding all news and social media is the rational approach to filtering the garbage out

April 1st - Corona19 is a hoax

still got 42 mins to go lol

make that 41

womp womp

Doesn't stop everyone else from linking you the garbage for the next month though

i was free to at least leave mu house mate!!!!!!@Eccles

https://youtu.be/ilg_ayElcsg

Lets stop calling it the Wuhan virus or whatever. Call it the Commie Cold and see how well that goes for Labour.

its the chinese virus

aka Chy-Nah virus.

i love Commie Cold

fucken binmen changed their schedule and caught me out

oh noes, someone posted an anti-labour guido link, faultfiction is gonna be pissed....

Quickly, we need a reeeeeeeeeeeing Guardian article to balance, since they're flipsides of the same coin

https://www.theguardian.com/world/commentisfree/2020/apr/01/coronavirus-contaminating-europe-democracy-viktor-orban-seize-more-power

"oh no evil nazi Orbán is becoming more powerful!!!!!!" ok and

"he's gonna like, make himself dictator! !!!!11! 1!" Hungary would be sanctioned to the moon and back if that happened

Orban goes full dicator - EU most affected