Message from @faultfiction

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2020-04-01 18:18:32 UTC  

where the fuck did £660 come from?

2020-04-01 18:19:10 UTC  

plus the 'victim' surcharge, which is presumably called that because only victims of our law system are made to pay it

2020-04-01 18:27:32 UTC  

also presumably an april fools joke inserted into coronachan story: "Dr Doyle added while use of public transport had gone down since the government enforced social distancing measures, there had been an "up-tick" in motor transport. She urged members of the public to stay home to "protect the NHS".

2020-04-01 18:28:00 UTC  

no, she said that

2020-04-01 18:28:03 UTC  

maybe some areas are worse but around here the roads are just empty

2020-04-01 18:28:32 UTC  

one of my cars is complaining that the battery is low because it's simply not getting used

2020-04-01 18:28:42 UTC  

if the fine was £60 it wouldn't be a deterrent

2020-04-01 18:28:50 UTC  

Stick a charger on it, 11

2020-04-01 18:29:08 UTC  

thats what the sentencing guidelines are, so the woman must have been particularly problematic

2020-04-01 18:29:23 UTC  

£60 drops to £30 if paid quickly, second & third cost more

2020-04-01 18:50:17 UTC  

"North Tyneside Magistrates' Court imposed a £660 fine under the Coronavirus Act 2020 on Monday."
"Dinou, who did not enter a plea, was also ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £66 and costs of £85."

2020-04-01 18:50:26 UTC  

so mroe than 660 if its all totaled?

2020-04-01 18:56:26 UTC  

I got a mortgage holiday

2020-04-01 18:56:35 UTC  

they just confirmed it.... at 8pm randomly...

2020-04-01 19:12:10 UTC  

more like...
gov: We're talking to supermarkets
Supermarkets that were left out of the discussion: You're not.

2020-04-01 19:13:12 UTC  

Imagine if this was a labour government doing exactly the same things as this government and you guys would have lost it

2020-04-01 19:14:13 UTC  

because labour is utter shit

2020-04-01 19:14:22 UTC  

far worse than the "conservatives"

2020-04-01 19:15:14 UTC  

doubt

2020-04-01 19:15:26 UTC  

since this government is basically enacting the labour manifesto

2020-04-01 19:15:30 UTC  

suck it losers

2020-04-01 19:17:49 UTC  

Why do you doubt?

2020-04-01 19:17:58 UTC  

labour *IS* utter shit

2020-04-01 19:18:12 UTC  

and ARE far worse than the "conservatives" atm

2020-04-01 19:18:48 UTC  

im sure you blame them for the 08 crisis too

2020-04-01 19:20:02 UTC  

i dont know what that is

2020-04-01 19:24:15 UTC  

its when labour deregulated everything and all our banks crashed, and they bailed them out

2020-04-01 19:26:42 UTC  

ah

2020-04-01 19:26:42 UTC  

ok

2020-04-01 19:31:23 UTC  

The supermarkets don't need any help from government at this point

2020-04-01 19:35:07 UTC  

The 2008 bailouts were a bad idea

2020-04-01 19:35:20 UTC  

Next

2020-04-01 19:42:49 UTC  

Gordon Brown is a major player in why 2008 happened.

2020-04-01 19:44:25 UTC  

Gordon Brown isn't as bad as the current ultra-progessives in Labour, but he is a globalist, he is a citizen of anywhere, and he is bad news

2020-04-01 19:44:39 UTC  

So FaultFiction probably has posters of him on his wall

2020-04-01 19:50:01 UTC  

@faultfiction i still wouldnt give a fuck, i expect ineptitude especially in a crisis

2020-04-01 19:51:11 UTC  

the only significant difference is leftists are about 3700% more likely to post whiny sarcastic posts about every little thing

2020-04-01 19:51:31 UTC  

because they are utterly joyless

2020-04-01 19:51:49 UTC  

And feeble

2020-04-01 19:51:54 UTC  

Does Fault really believe that temporary relief effort in a time of arguably the greatest crisis of the century is akin to "enacting the Labour manifesto"? <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>