George Zimmerman.

You can get a better booty by lifting weights -- unless you like what yoga pants do to a booty 😉 very different

Squats are max booty

but there's a limit

Tight yoga pants are cringe.

People look like stuffed sausages in them.

Well, it's sometimes a little hot

mmmm love me a nice fat camel toe

And then they are like "UH DO NOT LOOK AT MY ASS YOU PERV!"

but when people do it to cover up for their lack of investment in their body... it is cringeworthy.

It's all there is! How can I not look at it? It's oozing out of your clothing.

lol

Just look at their asses anyway

don't be a pussy

cavernous pussy

well, except maybe at work

If a guy would dress like that, nobody would have an issue making fun of it.

I was able to stare at asses all I wanted at work though I guess.

I don't want to see your belly flopping out from underneath you extra tight workout top.

And maybe pick out some of the lint that has been collecting in your hairy belly button for the last month.

As much as some people want to simultaneously preserve/retain and devour their cake, it is still not illegal to look at a girl's bum in Ontario

Well, at least unless you do it in a "menacing" fashion

(i.e. you're too ugly to look horny in public)

😮

Yeah, I don't know. It's all cringe academy to me.

just look at a bum

just look at a bum

the simple pleasures of life.

🤔

I don't do relationships anymore.

I stay away from people who want to pull off a show.

The perfect time to shamelessly stare at a bum is when you are not doing relationships.

No interest in creeping. Internet has better asses anyway.

Idunno, I like it better _in the flesh_.

You shoiuld become a surgeon then.

🎶 _like a surgeon; touched for the very first time_ 🎶

You are going to see all kinds of flesh in intimate details you'd never thought possible.

I can't remember which one is the Weird Al version at this point.

I think I probably have the stomach for surgery, I just don't think I have the patience for medical school.

Probably the one with the surgeon and her staff dancing to rap music during the operation.

Oh, wait - no that was reality.