Message from @Undead Mockingbird

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2018-10-23 17:55:59 UTC  

That last part was my favorite quote.

2018-10-23 17:56:05 UTC  

They also wanted to "see him get fat".

2018-10-23 17:56:12 UTC  

Like uhh

2018-10-23 17:56:20 UTC  

The trayvon martin guy

2018-10-23 17:56:46 UTC  

fug yoga girls even make me cringe

2018-10-23 17:56:48 UTC  

The guy who was white to his critics, and latino to his supporters.

2018-10-23 17:56:59 UTC  

@Coochie coo Idunno, I like what it does to the booty.

2018-10-23 17:57:15 UTC  

but that's no excuse to start doing it in randos' living rooms.

2018-10-23 17:57:20 UTC  

He was a white latino, duh.

2018-10-23 17:57:22 UTC  

on _their_ time

2018-10-23 17:57:38 UTC  

George Zimmerman.

2018-10-23 17:57:40 UTC  

You can get a better booty by lifting weights -- unless you like what yoga pants do to a booty 😉 very different

2018-10-23 17:57:48 UTC  

Squats are max booty

2018-10-23 17:57:54 UTC  

but there's a limit

2018-10-23 17:57:56 UTC  

Tight yoga pants are cringe.

2018-10-23 17:58:04 UTC  

People look like stuffed sausages in them.

2018-10-23 17:58:12 UTC  

Well, it's sometimes a little hot

2018-10-23 17:58:15 UTC  

mmmm love me a nice fat camel toe

2018-10-23 17:58:16 UTC  

And then they are like "UH DO NOT LOOK AT MY ASS YOU PERV!"

2018-10-23 17:58:30 UTC  

but when people do it to cover up for their lack of investment in their body... it is cringeworthy.

2018-10-23 17:58:32 UTC  

It's all there is! How can I not look at it? It's oozing out of your clothing.

2018-10-23 17:58:32 UTC  

lol

2018-10-23 17:58:36 UTC  

Just look at their asses anyway

2018-10-23 17:58:38 UTC  

don't be a pussy

2018-10-23 17:58:48 UTC  

cavernous pussy

2018-10-23 17:58:53 UTC  

well, except maybe at work

2018-10-23 17:59:08 UTC  

If a guy would dress like that, nobody would have an issue making fun of it.

2018-10-23 17:59:12 UTC  

I was able to stare at asses all I wanted at work though I guess.

2018-10-23 17:59:30 UTC  

I don't want to see your belly flopping out from underneath you extra tight workout top.

2018-10-23 18:00:01 UTC  

And maybe pick out some of the lint that has been collecting in your hairy belly button for the last month.

2018-10-23 18:00:06 UTC  

As much as some people want to simultaneously preserve/retain and devour their cake, it is still not illegal to look at a girl's bum in Ontario

2018-10-23 18:00:17 UTC  

Well, at least unless you do it in a "menacing" fashion

2018-10-23 18:00:38 UTC  

(i.e. you're too ugly to look horny in public)

2018-10-23 18:01:00 UTC  

😮

2018-10-23 18:01:02 UTC  

Yeah, I don't know. It's all cringe academy to me.

2018-10-23 18:01:10 UTC  

just look at a bum

2018-10-23 18:01:19 UTC  

just look at a bum

2018-10-23 18:01:20 UTC  

the simple pleasures of life.

2018-10-23 18:01:24 UTC  

🤔

2018-10-23 18:01:27 UTC  

I don't do relationships anymore.

2018-10-23 18:01:43 UTC  

I stay away from people who want to pull off a show.