Message from @Undead Mockingbird

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2018-10-24 16:18:28 UTC  

just pull a niel armstrong and find dope somewhere

2018-10-24 16:18:43 UTC  

hang on was niel the astronaut or cyclist

2018-10-24 16:18:50 UTC  

Yes, I guess they can be retroactively removed, but only if the tranny madness ends.

2018-10-24 16:19:15 UTC  

The TERF movement must be exploding among female athletes.

2018-10-24 16:19:20 UTC  

weren't most records set by soviet bloc teams on steroids anyway :^)

2018-10-24 16:19:37 UTC  

Maybe.

2018-10-24 16:19:46 UTC  

But that was only the male ones they cared about.

2018-10-24 16:20:07 UTC  

oh shit i mean lance armstrong

2018-10-24 16:21:01 UTC  

Yes, I think it was clear.

2018-10-24 16:21:10 UTC  

Neil was the astronaut.

2018-10-24 16:21:18 UTC  

You meant the boxer, of course.

2018-10-24 16:21:42 UTC  

how many armstrongs are there

2018-10-24 16:21:50 UTC  

next i'll be referring to the senator from MGS

2018-10-24 16:21:58 UTC  

Well, there's just Lance Armstrong.

2018-10-24 16:22:03 UTC  

He was the boxer.

2018-10-24 16:22:03 UTC  

**NANOMACHINES, SON.**

2018-10-24 16:22:12 UTC  

who was the bicycle man

2018-10-24 16:22:14 UTC  

Dont forget Stretch Armstrong

2018-10-24 16:22:14 UTC  

You were talking about the astronaut, Neil Armstrong.

2018-10-24 16:22:24 UTC  

I don't think bicycles are allowed in boxing.

2018-10-24 16:22:33 UTC  

But that might have been why he was disqualified.

2018-10-24 16:23:20 UTC  

i don't seen anything about lance being a boxer

2018-10-24 16:23:57 UTC  

That's because his title was revoked after doping.

2018-10-24 16:24:06 UTC  

Stretch Armstrong for president

2018-10-24 16:24:11 UTC  

Agreed.

2018-10-24 16:24:18 UTC  

Lance armstrong was the cyclist

2018-10-24 16:24:26 UTC  

Yes.

2018-10-24 16:24:37 UTC  

Because he was disqualified in boxing.

2018-10-24 16:24:47 UTC  

I believe that was in the Tour De France.

2018-10-24 16:24:56 UTC  

stretch will wrap his arms around the deficit

2018-10-24 16:24:58 UTC  

He was doping his bicycle.

2018-10-24 16:25:01 UTC  

There is a show about that.

2018-10-24 16:25:06 UTC  

Pimp my bicycle.

2018-10-24 16:25:28 UTC  

we turned your three-wheeler into a 6x6 off-roader

2018-10-24 16:25:59 UTC  

He must have used that show. Then, Lance turned into a transgender motorcycle and won the Tour de France.

2018-10-24 16:26:08 UTC  

The End.

2018-10-24 16:28:12 UTC  

One day, the Tour de France will be won by motorcycles, because people will claim that a Harley Davidson is simply a transgender bicycle.

2018-10-24 16:28:23 UTC  

So Cenk cussed you out

2018-10-24 16:28:29 UTC  

Thats pretty low he's a fucking moron

2018-10-24 16:28:36 UTC  

My sister knew him growing up she said he was a jackass