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I can't keep up

2 weeks maybe a good avg. for most ppl

Yeah, 2 weeks is the normal recommended period. Unless you are Sacramento County...
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/03/09/sacramento-county-shift-quarantines-coronavirus/

My hospital wants us to self-quarantine for 14 days "If you have travelled domestically or internationally by air, ship, train or bus" or visited a specific location nearby known to have been affected.

> or visited a specific location nearby known to have been affected.
So, like half the countries in the world?

I mean a specific building nearby that I don't want to name

Ah.

>tfw when you listen to the radio while sipping coffee in the morning... In Antarctica

The ISS is pretty safe for now too.

Hmm..

Unless SpaceX just shipped some up there with their last restock a couple days ago...

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/5/21166657/spacex-tourists-iss-international-space-station-orbit-falcon-9-dragon

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1236962497946701828

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/live-coverage-of-australias-coronavirus-outbreak/live-coverage/36049141122fc889c6896cc4f33845bd

https://twitter.com/BabakTaghvaee1/status/1237877803321675776?s=20

Well that didn't last long.

what was that tweet?

Oh the one right above

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237880325394575360?s=20

lol

Suddenly open borders aren't so great, right El Salvador?

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1237819604665319425

That gif is perfect for my next find.

https://twitter.com/AlinejadMasih/status/1237354146606526470

Is this the best they can do?

That makes "thoughts and prayers" seem helpful.

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1237880262660251656?s=20

Chelsea Manning... didn't kill herself?

Reaching for that 41%...

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1237882424232574979

Fails like a women.

I'm inclined to believe him this time - he must be crapping himself.

Maybe, but we did watch him do that walker stunt for most of his previous court appearances.

Only to somehow never be seen with it elsewhere.

I'd be more inclined to believe they took him to the hospital over "anal bleeding" vs chest pains

Maybe they will "accidentally" take him through the coronavirus ward while he is at the hospital...

this is probably one of the most fucked cases i've read about transmission

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay