I mean

I'm open to the fact that I partially lost a finger due to safety scissors.

Instead of it being something epic

WAT?

How?

Big brain hours

I was cutting out this really cool caterpillar when I was like 5

Lost a good 10th of my ring finger

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well 5 yearolds fingers are thin af

am big girl now

so my fingers are ok

Hi Big girl

Also where are all the memes?

>Leg hurts
>fix leg by laying down
>if i lay down i sleep
>Always 8+ hours

fml

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun a big girl with a big d-heart

this chocolate video is cool

This is what we in the business like to call "pure evil"

She's in for a shockingly good time

I might learn how to make bread.

I have a scar from almost chopping my own finger off

Wow

@Uksio thats nothing, i know a guys who has a scar from almost getting his pp chopped of

Hes jewish you see

Those are some peak deformity fingers.

Basically I did this with a piece of halva, forgetting that my finger is in the way on the other side. Swing. Chomp. Ouchie

No wonder you're into traps, you're not very bright.

...Oreo brownies.

The knife was stuck in my finger bone

with oreo filling inbetween the brownies.

So I struggled to get it out for a second

Yeah thats not how to hold something while cutting

You know what's really rad to make? Cinnamon rolls.

@NinjaQuick every kid is a retard. Kids are literal noobs of this world.

Those things are amazing